Make me laugh for a beta key!
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Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin one turns to the other and says "Little hot in here eh?" The other muffin exlcaims "HOLY HELL A TALKING MUFFIN!"
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=fvwp&NR=1&v=MxaBvh3-Qzk
Edit: Idk if we can edit, but: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIM2OyNgqOk&feature=related Last edited by Pinomolo#4986 on Oct 3, 2012, 12:12:12 PM
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50 Shades of Grey
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A bear and a squirrel were walking through the forest when the stumbled on a magic frog who said he would grant them both three wishes. The bear goes first. "I wish all the bears in the forest besides me were female" said the bear. "Then I'd get laid all the time." "It is so." Said the frog, and all the bears in the forest besides him were female. The squirrel goes next. "I wish for a motorcycle." He said. "It is so." replied the frog, and a motorcycles appeared. The bear went next with his second wish. "I wish all the bears in all the neighboring forests were female." "It is so" said the frog. Then the squirrel. "I wish for a helmet." The frog waved his hand and a helmet appeared for the squirrel. Then the bear had his last wish. "Okay, why not?" He says. "I wish all the bears in the world, besides me were female." "It is so." Said the frog, and he made it happen. He turned to the squirrel and asked "What is your third and final wish?" The squirrel shouted "I wish the bear was gay!" and he hopped on his motorcycle and drove off. |
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Look up George Carlin.
Key please. Last edited by Shamzizzle#1108 on Oct 2, 2012, 7:51:56 PM
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hi.
do I win? |
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Here is a stupid video of me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3wz2HSt7f8 it was funny at the time The Darkness I Reign
In The Shadows I Travel My Vengeance Is Swift -ME ___________Don't Want Your Beta Key Anymore Got One______________ Will Try To Pay It Forward Soon |
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" Ouch. ( ´∇｀)ﾉ Hurray for theory crafting!
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Or you could make me laugh by giving me a key ;)
I did some really disgusting things for this beta key...
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Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.
The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'." The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'." The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal.. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'." The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'." Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?" She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breast, 24" waist and 34" hips. When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God." =) Last edited by ShadowsFury#3553 on Oct 3, 2012, 3:13:56 AM
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So Jesus and Moses are walking along the beach in heaven when they get in an argument about who had the coolest miracles. After some heated discussion, the two decided to have a contest. The miracles are flying... water is turning into wine, sticks are changing into snakes, frogs are falling from the sky, and the two seem to be matched pretty evenly.
Finally Moses says to Jesus "I'm done playing around... time for my greatest miracle! I'm going to part the ocean!" So he stands up on a large rock next to the shore, raises his arms dramatically and sure enough, the sea parts. Not to be outdone, Jesus shrugs and takes off his sandals, replying "Well, that's great, but now prepare to be truly amazed. I will now walk on water." He walks out a few yards and gets a panicked look on his face and begins to sink. By the time he gets back to shore he is soaked and Moses is rolling on the ground laughing at him. "What happened?" Moses asks, smugly. "I thought you were going to 'truly amaze' me!" "It's not my fault," Jesus says. "It must be these damn holes in my feet." |
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