It's Awesome Being An MFer

Hey guys. I just wanted to tell you about how awesome it is to be an MFer.

First of all, it's AWESOME!

Second, you get sick lewts. Sick. As. Fuck. I'm ballin out of control on wealth right now. My gear? Over 60 exalts. My stash? Like 5 exalts; chillin, collecting dust. I get about 2 exalts every day just from loot, minimum. That's what's up. In less than 24 hours I made 4 exalts from drops alone.

Third, it makes you feel superior. I just feel so much more... skilled than everybody who complains about loot. It's like, "Hey, look at me, I am using the solution to that problem you keep QQing about!" So there is a definite ego boost to be found there.

Fourth, everybody loves you and wants you. I mean, who doesn't want a mfer to come cull them sick loot? I've made so many friends and I get invited into 70+ map parties all the time. I very rarely even do maps below level 69 now. I'm sure I'll be doing only 72+ maps given enough time, maybe around level 85. Just look at how happy this guy is:



Did I mention the sick loot? Oh, ok, I did.

Playing this game as a mfer puts it on easy mode. It's pretty awesome. I feel like I get VIP treatment and the game is just far more enjoyable than it ever was before. I can't really see a reason why I'd ever strive for anything different from this ever again.

So yeah, that's all. If you're a mfer feel free to give your opinion on how awesome it is. In the meantime, here are some bunnies:


Edit: My inspiration for this thread is to be an Anti-QQ thread. With all the negativity surrounding iir/iiq as of late, I figured I would go ahead and make this. :)

I bet it is. What league do you play in?

Anarchy! :D

I know for a fact my build wouldn't work in any hardcore leagues, I'm far too squishy. But it's all good, as long as I'm having fun I'm happy. :)

Yeah, for sure :). I was just wondering cause i always wanted to a MF build in a hardcore league.

Anyone have any success doing it?

I dunno I kinda like getting laid once in a while

I'm a us marine. Getting laid is pretty easy for me. lol...

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DestroTheGod wrote:

So yeah, that's all. If you're a mfer feel free to give your opinion on how awesome it is. In the meantime, here are some bunnies:

Spoiler

:D

former MFer here, because of that I am allowed to own this, quit Mfing after I got all my DPS gear



now i just mooch off of other MFers I map with lol

Shouldn't it be "a MFer"? A magic finder. An magic finder.

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Zerovirus27 wrote:

I'm a us marine. Getting laid is pretty easy for me. lol...

you guys are allowed to have sexual relations with each other? that's pretty rad

edit: i mean I'm all for it.. no hatin here, just surprised..