Ban the person above you

^ banned for being Eggy

^ Banned for eggstreme discrimination. Those of us with a generally ovoid shape are people too! I've suffered a Fae-t worse than death!

^ banned for making a pun on my name. That is absolutely forbidden!!!

^Banned for not proofreading your post (Wicked child!). Unless, of course 'maying' may be interpreted as 'banned for everyone else but YOU can do it, O great and glorious Egg!"

^ banned for making me edit my post!!

^ Banned for eggstreme rapidity of reply. A Fae-tal error! It's nearly 8.00 a.m. here and you shouldn't even be alive let alone awake. The Fae are considered by some to be agents of the dark world and hence should confine their activities to the night!

^ banned for making a second pun on my name. In addition it is dark outside where I live at 5:01pm, it's gets dark early in the winter when you live in the north!!!

^ Banned for posting as the day Fae-ds. Celtic mythology is little known in rural Australia, the home of the world's best Eggs - and I must away ere long as I have a meeting to attend.

^ banned 1000 times for making yet another pun on my name! That is forbidden!!

^ Banned for not understanding the true nature of the Australian. Our irreverence and lack of respect for title is our main claim to Fae-m!