If D3 was a movie...
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Wow we got some good ones up here. Keep it up ppl. This place is oozing with creativity.
How to lose fans in 2 months (How to lose a man in 10 days) Disaster Movie. Haedrig hears a Jew. (Horton hears a Who). Sorry thats all I got. Clutching at straws here. "How would you like it if I snuck into your country and did this job over there... and not cash in any of your friggin checks?!! You WONT!! Because you will be right here!!" - Master Shake.
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Jay Almighty
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It's disturbingly easy to come up with silly movie titles for this game. Almost like that was the plan all along. *grins*
Diablo Does Dallas (Debbie does Dallas) Wilson Unleashed: Diablo 3 (Nature Unleasured: Earthquake) Wilson: Diablo Disaster (Magma: Volcanic Disaster) Diablo 3: The Lost Patch (Atlantis: The Lost Empire) Wilson's Nightmare (Nature's Nightmare) Fatal Contact: Wilson in America (Fatal Contact: Bird flu in America) Where have all the patches gone? (Where have all the people gone?) Wilson: Guardian of the universe (Abraxas: Guardian of the universe) Beware! The Wilson (Beware! The Blob) I come in patches (I come in peace) Patchchaser: The legend of Wilson (Starchaser: The legend of Orin) Things are patched all over (Things are tough all over) Class of Patch 'Em High (Class of Nuke 'Em High) Diablo 3: Patch Control (Speed 2: Cruise Control) A Hunting for Patches We Won't Go (A hunting we won't go) Snow White and the Seven Patches (Snow White and the seven dwarves) Patch me in St. Louis (Meet me in St. Louis) Fun And Patch Free (Fun and fancy free) The 5.000 Patches of Dr. Wilson (The 5000 fingers of dr. T) The Game With A Million Patches (The beast with a million eyes) "And that's how you die properly, sailor boy." (The Witch) Last edited by ExileDude#1743 on Aug 10, 2012, 6:51:06 PM
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I'm not sure about titles, but for the length, it'd be two hours long at first, then... they doubled it.
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Happy Feet.
All of teh loots has been disappearing. So all teh penguin farmers are sad. "Minions of your minions are your minion's minions, not your minions." - Mark
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" Or give it to Peter Jackson. He'd easily cut the story in half and make a trilogy. Hehe. "And that's how you die properly, sailor boy."
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Diablo becomes "her". (Death Becomes "Her") A few good Nephalem. (A few good men) Fist full of gold. (Fist full of dollars) For a few $60's more (For a few dollars more) The Hoax. Train Wreck: My life as a gold farmer. (Train Wreck: My life as an Idiot) or Jay Wilson: My career as an idiot. Diary of a mad Chinese Botter. (Diary of a mad black woman). Jay & Wyatt's bogus journey. (Bill and Ted's bogus journey) The Devils Advocate. So I am out of movie names. I am going to list a few tv shows instead. Psych The legend of the Seeker. Game of Clones (aka Charan Presents: The game of Diablo Clones). Jay & Wyatt: Bullshit!! (Pen & Teller: Bullshit!) "How would you like it if I snuck into your country and did this job over there... and not cash in any of your friggin checks?!! You WONT!! Because you will be right here!!" - Master Shake.
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True Lies...
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An Inconvenient Truth
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Auction House Tycoon.
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