If D3 was a movie...
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What would the title be...
Note: This thread originally started in the D3 forums... lot of creativity (negativity) there but most of them were well done. Then I saw similar post on TL2 site, have to say no creativity there. So I figure I will bring this humor over here and see how it works here. Rules: Just looking for a tittle, not a movie project. It can be fabricated or it can be as simply a title of an actual movie. If it is a spin on an actual title please put in the original title in parenthesis next to your fabrication, this also applies for combining two or more titles together. Also try to keep it clean. Here are a few examples below, these are not my creation but were some of the smarter/funnier ones. Dr. Strangloot. (Dr. Strange-Love) Disaster Movie How I learned to love the RMAH! (Fabricated) The Running Man. Dude, where is my loot? (Dude where is my car?) The Crying game (wish I could have taken credit for that..) The Goldfarmer. (The Godfather) Now for my creations: No country for old fans. (No country for old men) Superbad. The Goldfarmer II: Money Never Sleeps! (Fabricated) Die Hard 3: Kite Harder. (Die Hard 3: Die Harder.) The duds: Patch hard, nerf hard (The goods: Live hard, sell hard) Desperately seeking end game or desperately seeking Chiltara. (Desperately seeking Susan). To kill a mocking goblin... (To kill a mocking bird..) The Authenticator II: Processing day. (really?? Terminator II: Judgement Day) Jay Wilson wears Prada. (The Devil wears Prada) Wilson Vs Wilson (Kramer Vs Kramer, sorry Chris) Idle Hands. Patch wars 1.03 - Blizzard strikes back. (Star Wars 3 - The Empire strikes back) Path wars 1.04 - Return of the money. (Fabricated) A few good Nephalem. Shut Up and take my money!!! (Fabricated) Shut up and take my gold 2!! (Fabricated, part 2) Be Kulle. (Be Cool) Ernest joins Blizzard (Fabricated) "How would you like it if I snuck into your country and did this job over there... and not cash in any of your friggin checks?!! You WONT!! Because you will be right here!!" - Master Shake. Last edited by Fartfinder#0474 on Aug 4, 2012, 4:16:35 PM
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It would be called Auction House and the whole movie would be about a guy looking for good items on the Auction House.
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3007: An Auction Odyssey
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Idle Hands.
A low down dirty shame. Patch Adams. Jackass. "How would you like it if I snuck into your country and did this job over there... and not cash in any of your friggin checks?!! You WONT!! Because you will be right here!!" - Master Shake.
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600 Days of 37 ( 600 Days of Summer)
Honey I Shrunk the Franchise ( Honey I shrunk the Kids ) Flash Jondar (Flash Gordon) Killing them Costly ( Killing them Softly) Jaywars Episode IV A New Low (Need I say?) Pretty cheesy, :P Tired and not on my "A" game. |
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Not bad actually.
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels. Don't be a menace to South Korea while busting your money in the RMAH! (Don't be a menace to South Central while drinking your juice in the hood). Touched by a Shen. (Touched by an Angel) There will be nerfs (There will be blood) Limited (Limitless). Fluff (Fabricated). Liar Liar. "How would you like it if I snuck into your country and did this job over there... and not cash in any of your friggin checks?!! You WONT!! Because you will be right here!!" - Master Shake.
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The money pit - The money pit
When D3 becomes a movie it will be written and directed by Uwe Boll Those who beat their swords into ploughshares, will plough for those who have not. Last edited by Flavious#3625 on Aug 7, 2012, 5:13:23 AM
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Seriously, no double feature of "Grindhouse: Planet Terroar" and "Grindhouse: Loot Proof" yet?
I'd wish for a "Diablo: Total Recall", but alas it seems we're stuck with "More Lies". Okay, I think I'm done here ;-). (Titles used: Grindhouse: Planet Terror, Grindhouse: Death Proof, Total Recall and True Lies) 12/12/12 - the day Germany decided boys are not quite human.
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The Big Empty
For the Love of Money |
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TWILIGHT
I win! |
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