If D3 was a movie...
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The Devs must be crazy (The Gods must be crazy)
Crouching liars, Hidden foot prints. (Crouching tiger, hidden dragon). Jondar: Knight Templar (Aryn: Knight Templar) Eternal failure of Jay's spotted mind. (Eternal sunshine of a spotless mind). Sudden Death. Ping (Pong) A cash cow called D3 (A street car named desire) Hackers. Diablo got fingered. (Freddy god fingered) A death of a franchise (A death of a salesman) Where the RNG pack roam. (Where the buffaloes roam) Greedy. "How would you like it if I snuck into your country and did this job over there... and not cash in any of your friggin checks?!! You WONT!! Because you will be right here!!" - Master Shake.
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The Diablo 3 Movie would be called Hidden Footprints
and when you followed those footprints you would find Jay Wilson Then he would double it. |
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Demon Hunter (Constantine)
Barbarian (Conan the Barbarian) Wizard (Merlin) Witch doctor/Shaman (Predator 2) Monk (w/e movie about monks) |
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" I think we have a winner :D |
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" Actually, that would be - Kite Hard (Die Hard) - Kite Hard 2: Kite harder (Die Hard 2) - Kite Hard 3: Kite Hard With a Vengeance (Die Hard 3) - Live Free Or Kite Hard (Die Hard 4, aka Live Free Or Die Hard) - A Good Day To Kite Hard (A Good Day To Die Hard, aka Die Hard 5) (<- Yeah, I know DH5 isn't out yet, but it's been confirmed a long time.) (and I apologize for this, but...) Yippi-ka-Jay, motherkiter. :p ~ Other movies of interest... - Nightmare on Tristram Street (Nightmare on Elm Street) - Fans vs Jay (Freddy vs Jason) - Vengeance of Jay (Vengeance of She) - The Usual Goldfarmers (The Usual Suspects) - Jayface (Scarface) - Indiana Jay and... ... Raiders of the Lost Patch (Lost Ark) ... The Temple of the Doomed Franchise (The Temple of Doom) ... The Patch Crusade (Last Crusade) ... Kingdom of the Crystal Patch (Crystal Skull) "And that's how you die properly, sailor boy."
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The Bad and the Ugly
I, Bot Fear and Loathing in Sanctuary Slay Jay (Kill Bill) Band of Botters (Band of Brothers) Days of Jondar (Days of Thunder) Way of the Grind (Way of the Gun) Diablo Horror Picture Show Amazed and Confused The Hunt for Decent Loot (The Hunt for Red October) Tales from the Kripp (I know, meh...) Titles that need no alterations: Failure to Launch Catch-22 (You know, gold and repairing...) Idiocracy The Punisher Blow Closed Beta/Alpha Tester back after a 10-year hiatus.
First in the credits! |
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* Fear and Loathing in Activision
* Northern Promises [Eastern Promises] * Wallstreet * The Illusionist * Moneybaal * Watchmen * Bidding Places[Trading Places] * Gone in Sixty Levels [Gone in sixty seconds] * Activision History X * No Lethal Weapons * 12 Million Angry Men [12 Angry Men] * Cast Away- A Story about a useless Skillshot * Conan the useless Barbarian * The Blizz Brothers [Blues Brothers] * The Usual Suspected Drops [Usual suspects] * Baal Runner [Blade Runner] Last edited by BanzaiAttack#7563 on Aug 9, 2012, 12:59:23 PM
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The Dork Knight (Dark Knight)
Jurassic Patch (Jurassic Park) Wilson in Wonderland (Alice in Wonderland) Diablo 3: Bigger, Badder, Unpatched (South Park: bigger, Badder, Uncut) Diablo 3: Quest for Patches (Superman 4: Quest for peace) Terror Farmer (Terror Firmer) I spit on your patch (I spit on your grave) "And that's how you die properly, sailor boy."
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Last RMAH on the Left
Closed Beta/Alpha Tester back after a 10-year hiatus.
First in the credits! |
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Thank you for quitting. (Thank You for Smoking)
Inglorious Botters Total Refund Last edited by nevans1991#4434 on Aug 9, 2012, 9:16:34 PM
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