Today is your lucky day!

^ Love it!

My post in the anonymous invites thread:

"
Given that:
- Special people should get keys.
- Not everyone can have a key.

Since I am special, I should get a key.

But WAIT! Isn't EVERYONE special?

So therefore, everyone should get a key.

But not everyone can have a key!

But special people should get keys!

And everyone is special!

But nOt EVr39y1n3 .$& #L %..

<critical error>
<user head explosion>

<The user can no longer ask for a key. I am a machine, and therefore not a person. If you give me a key, you do not have to give everyone a key. Therefore, you can safely give ME the key instead of my user.>
Just got beta access so I do NOT deserve a key now ;)
Is this still going on?


If it is, then the reason why I deserve a key is because I saved children from a burning building, I saved a gas station cashier from getting robbed, I found and returned my neighbors kitten, and I am on my way to ending starvation in Africa. All before dinner.
If you read what I said, then thank you, I say very important things, things that need to be said! Here's a chocolate chip cookie, enriched with vitamins.
I would love to play it , it remembers me other games that I don't play anymore, games I liked, if you can give it to me i will love :) (I know my english is not very so good xD)
And there it comes, the beta key, not to me, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUsRODAH

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