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EINHAR - I am the hunter! I am the beast slayer! I am EINHAR! BATMAN - Dude, thats my quote! EINHAR - YOU STOPID BEAST! Do not worry little bat, we are friends now!	Posted by underdeks#3059 on Apr 4, 2019, 8:36:01 PM Quote this Post
I laughed so hard! This is amazing.	Posted by Aealar#6851 on Apr 4, 2019, 8:37:02 PM Quote this Post
" Aias_o_Telamonios wrote: Einhar must be the most hated NPC in PoE... Please GGG give us an option to mute him. mods? mods????????	Posted by VroomVroomImaRoomba#5955 on Apr 4, 2019, 8:51:40 PM Quote this Post
" Aias_o_Telamonios wrote: Einhar must be the most hated NPC in PoE... Please GGG give us an option to mute him. That's not Alva.	Posted by Außenseiter#5908 on Apr 4, 2019, 9:11:59 PM Quote this Post
" Aias_o_Telamonios wrote: Einhar must be the most hated NPC in PoE... Please GGG give us an option to mute him. You spelled "LOVED" wrong Stupid Beast!!!! The old ones are watching. ~Play On~ WWW.ELITEOBSIDIANGAMING.COM	Posted by Ibubbas#7240 on Apr 4, 2019, 9:32:43 PM Quote this Post
Who could hate Einhar? He is so nice. Censored.	Posted by kolyaboo#7295 on Apr 4, 2019, 9:35:21 PM Quote this Post
" kolyaboo wrote: Who could hate Einhar? He is so nice. I made some enemies when I left the kidneys bucket in the sun. Einhar did not know hellion kidneys were so explosive! I am very sorry for splattering Yeena with hot kidney chunks.	Posted by Einhar_GGG on Apr 4, 2019, 9:40:37 PM Grinding Gear Games Quote this Post
Think I might actually enter this one. (2-3-2019) Buff underused skills (3.23?!)+ selfcast, stop nerfing defense, build in threshold jewels (3.23?!), implement D3-style looting, add death log + MTX preview, actually rework flasks, stop balancing around the .01%, unnerf Harvest, ADD NEW WAYS TO LEVEL, finally implement Loot 2.0	Posted by Ashriel#5520 on Apr 4, 2019, 9:40:43 PM Quote this Post
" Einhar_GGG wrote: That was a WONDERFUL poem, Exile. Here is one for you! Beast blood is red, Beast teeth are white, Einhar loves you, and the way that you fight! My entry: Einhar, Einhar our bestial friend, To you, huntsman, I greetings send; I write this day with pen in hand From a ruined desk in Wraeclast land I’m tucked away in Sunspire glory Well focused now on Einhar’s story Of how a man has tamed the beasts And lived to tell to say the least; Behind the mask of black and beak Within the eyes, it’s the man we seek: A hunter brave and ill equipped We seek to capture in manuscript. Brave keeper of the beasts we take, The meals we cook and things we make, You wander in among the pens Feeding normal beasts and mutagens Prepping all for the time to come When by magic they become A needed gem or magic item That I an Exile can, like Priam, Fight my war against the gods In a struggle against all odds. In Zana’s realm, when beasts appear Three four five or six are near And there you are with darts in play, A ranged attack against the beasts we slay It’s all around the map you run Killing monsters just for fun And seeking targets as your quarry, If I kill too slowly, for that I’m sorry; But I just melee with ax in hand And close to death I must stand To swing my blade with cleave and flay In hopes their blood will drain away Before their numbers come to count And I die and one-shot shout— Shit! But our tale is happy one As my beastly capture is almost done, And to level up I need just three; More new ones soon I hope to see. Einhar, Einhar our bestial friend, I will bring this now to its end, And offer thanks beyond reason, And say goodbye ‘til hunting season. "Gratitude is wine for the soul. Go on. Get drunk." Rumi US Mountain Time Zone Last edited by ChanBalam#4639 on Apr 4, 2019, 10:05:58 PM	Posted by ChanBalam#4639 on Apr 4, 2019, 10:04:45 PM Quote this Post
I took a page from GGG and put a lot of Einhar's dialogue, including his announcement of the competition, through a Markov text generator. The results are... interesting. This is my entry... for now. " I did not find one. Then I did not survive the end coming. They are not maps! I still have her rock. It is so mysterious, exile. And I love mysterious! She told me all her friends are dead, but I loooooove Helena! She is a student of blood thaumaturgy, just like I do. Or... I think about it, I do not need them. In fact, I don’t really remember scavenging them, but Einhar does not remember many things, such as where I live! Do you want these glossy books and flimsy vests? You look like you need them. In fact, I don’t really remember scavenging them, but Einhar does not remember many things, such as where I keep the beasts we capture. Do not worry little beast. We are in the final days of this world, exile. Of that, I am not popular. The others here are ignorant. They do not feed the animals. That is Einhar's job. During a cold winter, Einhar camped on a mountain. I have just thought of a survivor, so I try to feed her meat as red as her hair. "This will keep it red and stringy, it must be working!" The blackguard girl? Einhar hates blackguards... but I loooooove Helena! She is a secret place. This is where the butt should be! Jun is so mysterious, exile. And I love mysterious! She told me all her friends disappeared, which also happened to Einhar! She thinks her friends disappeared, which also happened to Einhar! She thinks her friends disappeared, which also happened to Einhar! She thinks her friends are dead, but I loooooove Helena! She is a secret place. This is where you come in. They were the first survivors. The First Ones showed my people that to win, you must outlast. They left this world long ago to seek other survivors, but they will return. And when they do, I will join Einhar, yes? Yes. Einhar loves Zana! Her hair reminds me of the Sky is in the cold. ... I did not think to bring a torch. It will surprise you to learn that I think maybe she is going mad. She gave me a painted rock and told me it was a wonderful birthday. I walked in total darkness by touch until... a light. Then two. Then many! So many lights! I got closer and closer. The lights got brighter and brighter. Then... I slipped. I fell very far. Einhar was for many years. But it is dangerous now to fight alone. Too dangerous, even for the First Ones. I have just thought of a Rogue Exile. Perhaps they too will be Einhar’s best friend! The three most worthy will also get some dusty crate junk from the First Ones showed my people that to win, you must outlast. They left this world long ago to seek other survivors, but they will return. And when they do, I will have to show you how some time... maybe. I caught many fish. And crabs.	Posted by MrEaters#0693 on Apr 4, 2019, 10:38:43 PM Quote this Post