Beta key giveaway !

Hey there guys, my name is MrSlimLite and I saw that I still had 1 beta key left to give away. So I thought I should just come here and give it away to whoever makes me laugh! Thats right, all you have to do it write down a joke and whoever makes me laugh more I will PM him a beta key today! Good luck and have fun :)

How do you make a plumber cry?

You kill his family.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

(Just got a key from a gentleman/gentlewoman holding a "guess the number" thread, so if you were considering picking me, please give it to someone without a key instead.)

My friend had seven epileptic dragons in one house, me him waited for the beta key tho.

My friend had seven epileptic dragons in one house, me him waited for the beta key tho.

When President Obama hits on girls, he just runs up to them, spills water on them, and says "CHANGE".

He then proceeds to stare.

funniest thing i can think of off the top of my head that you might like is in World Of Warcraft i was in a raid with my guild and we had just gotten done raiding and we where all in vent talking and someone in the raid farted into the mic and then out of no where a couple more people did to as a big joke well then are tank farted into his mic and it sounded like a earth quake in the back ground and then his mic cut out and he left vent and we where all really confused of what had just happened well a couple days later he finally gets on and says sorry for leaving without saying anything then he said he took a crap on his mic not meaning to and had to get a new one it was super funny and sick in so many ways and are guild leader would not let him ever forget that moment (they work together so im sure he wont lol)


when will you be posting the winner?

You are the best.

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!''

The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''


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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Really nice jokes so far :). And please dont double post.

yea sorry about that it came up with an error.