Another key to give away :D

Yes that is were I heard it, but i wasn't going to put in the actual joke, didn't want to offend anyone. :)

lol

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HereWeGo wrote:

Man people are really trying to make people jump through hoops for a key lol. Good luck to everyone who takes part in it, definitely will be interesting to see what people come up with.

You should give it a go what have you got to lose :)?

I'll take my chance with some other beta key giveaway, telling stories isn't a strong point for me. But good luck with your contest anyways.

A man fell in love with a dragon. The End.

Its got fantasy (the dragon), romance (the love) and comedy (Their children). XD

A Rabbit was about to take a poo in the forest when a bear walked up and asked may i join you, the rabbit said "yeah sure", the bear finished before the rabbit and asked did he notice that the poop sick to your fur, the rabbit shook he's head and said "no", the bear said great and picked up the rabbit and wiped his bum.

id love to play, now kiss me?

how many times must i dance like a chicken on wheels?

fantasy. . .romance. . . comedy a jedi craves not these things

actually not my own story but i'll give it a go..

i'll lose precious minutes and brain cells xD

Romance:

well i heard this way back in highschool

there was this timid boy that loves his childhood friend

every valentines he gives her stuff toys and never utter a

single word of how he really feels for that girl,

the girl knew about his feelings for a long time and kept

on waiting for the boy to confess his feelings towards her,

until the next valentines day arrived and still the boy did

not confess, the girl got mad and threw the stuf toy.

the boy quickly ran and picked up the stuff toy, then he

suddenly got hit by a passing car...

the girl rushed towards the bleeding boy just to find him

cold and lifeless.

she hugged the stuff toy and the stuff toy responded: "I

love you"

she rushed back home and hugged and squeezed every toy

she had from him and all of them said the same 3 sweet words.

"I Love you"


-end-

you might know this already but this is still the saddest/sweetest romance story i've heard.

ok guys no need to fight and keep our prides up now.

there's a kind soul giving out keys here xD

oh btw happy valentines day to both of you!

It's really cool that people do this kinda thing!

I was editing Hills Like White Elephants to change all the location words/ implications to a fantasy setting, because what is more romantic/comedic than that story? (and i wanted all three) Then I got bored and gave up, but still wanted you to know about my oh so clever dark humor.