Another key to give away :D
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Now this time for the last key I have for a friend, I would like everyone to write a short story and my gf and I will judge the winners story :D! 3 Topics to choose from.
Romance, Fantasy, Comedy! Goodluck everyone you have exactly 1 day from the time of this post! (Has to be your own story) |
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Man people are really trying to make people jump through hoops for a key lol. Good luck to everyone who takes part in it, definitely will be interesting to see what people come up with.
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" You should give it a go what have you got to lose :)? |
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self respect?
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" The time it takes to write up a story for someone with a god complex? |
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There was three blondes stranded on a island far, far away. They saw a magic bottle floating on the water. They retrieved it and they went ahead and rubbed it, a genie came out and said " thank you very much lady's". the genie said, just for that I will grant you all one wish and one wish only, so all three blondes were happy.
The first blonde said I want to be rich and have a big mansion with a big swimming pool," poof", she was gone having a good time. The second blonde said, I want to be a millionaire and own a plane with a cute husband to take care of me and travel the world, ' poof", she was of with her husband having a good time. Then the third blonde was so sad. And the genie asked, "what is wrong?", the blonde said, you know what I wish, "I wish my friends were back here with me", and "poof", there they are, back together again. |
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Gets me everytime lolol
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Or a teaser for youre friends...
A drunk runs into a bar and passes out...How did he pass out? a week later...okay okay ill tell you He ran into a BAR! HAHAHA Last edited by MIKE1800#6063 on Feb 13, 2012, 12:13:33 AM
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I heard a variant of your joke the other day, was more 'racial' though.
So you have a Blue guy, and Purple guy and an Orange guy, all walking the beach when they discover a lamp. The Blue guy picks it up, and rubs it, a genie pops out, and says, "I'm the genie of the lamp, I will grant each of you 1 wish!" The Purple guy steps up, and says, "I'd like nothing more than for me and all my purple people to return to purpltopia and prosper." The genie nodded his head, the Purple guy vanished in a puff of smoke. The Orange guy opened his mouth and said, "Genie, it would be great if me and my Orange countrymen could be sent back to Orangeville, and live long happy vibrant lives". The genie nods his head, and Mr. Orange vanishes in a puff of smoke. THe Blue guy speaks up and says "So, all the Purple people AND all the orange people are no longer in Blueberg?" The genie nods The Blue guys says, "hell, I'll just have a coke then" |
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Alteration of the boondocksaints^^ LOL
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