[guide] How to be unhappy in PoE and unpleasant in the forum
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Last edited by Entropic_Fire#0222 on Oct 26, 2016, 7:21:27 PM
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So you're telling me that before I uninstalled the game out of boredom I should've come to the forums to shit on the folks that enjoy this game? I knew I had screwed something up.
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" Yes, that's precisely what I'm telling you and I've been nothing but serious throughout this thread. " Pfew... threat averted. Good thing I have 21/23 bullshitting supported by 20/20 type vaguely ironic post when confused. You have to be realistic about these things.
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I'm trying to believe you didn't need anyone to tell you it was a movie reference.
I'm trying real hard. When Stephen Colbert was killed by HYDRA's Project Insight in 2014, the comedy world lost a hero. Since his life model decoy isn't up to the task, please do not mistake my performance as political discussion. I'm just doing what Steve would have wanted. Last edited by ScrotieMcB#2697 on May 19, 2016, 2:20:07 AM
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" Give me a break, movies are difficult to come by in Bulgaria, there's only one movie cave and it's always overcrowded. You have to be realistic about these things.
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" Bah, next you'll be telling us there's no popcorn machine in the movie cave, and that you have to sit around a fire with cobs.  "The only legitimate use of a computer is to play games." - Eugene Jarvis
PoE Origins - Piety's story http://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/2081910 |
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offtopic_Melissa_pls
" Oh, we have a popcorn machine but a bag of popcorn is worth half a month's salary so it's a rare delicacy, almost as presitigious as eating in McDonald's actually. /bullshit mode off The funny thing is, the first McDonalds opened twenty-something years ago and it was considered somewhat elite and expensive to eat there at the time. I'm not kidding. 'Let's eat at McDonald's' was the equivalent of 'Let's go to that sushi place' for a US yuppie (unless I'm behind on your trends and there's something new). You have to be realistic about these things. Logen Ninefingers Last edited by Bars#2689 on May 19, 2016, 5:41:57 AM
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" I think it's the French equivalent for "John", in all possible meanings. It's a high level forum skill, your posts should be interpretable in as many ways as possible while being written like there's only one way to do it and absolutely no doubt which one it is, you're making others feel really bad about themselves that way.
clearly offtopic, unlike the previous one
" Yeah, that was pretty much the norm in eastern Europe, wearing jeans was also elite and expensive at some time. But it isn't necessarily a bad thing as limitations breed creativity, if you have iron curtains hanging from your windows, the lace needs to go somewhere else. Wish the armchair developers would go back to developing armchairs.
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I bow to your superiour skill and subtlety - turning offtopic into ontopic and using layered defence and offense at the same time. However, I would urge you not to disclose this OP mechanic because it should be secret and abused just by the 1%. The difficulty of its execution and even comprehension provides some natural protection, but I'm still concerned.
ontopic - check offtopic - unlocked
wow I just discovered spaces in offtopic tags
" Let's not forget the all-powerful and always valued three-striped Adidas tracksuit. There are entire mythologies around it. It's reputed to provide +50 to all stats, +10 charisma and to unlock the crucial skills 'intimidate opponent' and 'attract female'. Which reminded me of a joke: A guy enters a sports goods store and asks, 'Do you have tracksuits?' 'What do you need it for, working out or formal events?' About the iron curtains and the lace, I'm not so sure. Perhaps the curtains produce some gems here and there but the mass seems to suffer from a distinct lack of lace - to be replaced by tracksuits. You have to be realistic about these things. Logen Ninefingers Last edited by Bars#2689 on May 19, 2016, 7:14:50 AM
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Bars: You are hilarious.
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