Sex Up PoE

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Char1983 wrote:
Please don't. Not all of us are "in those years".

Dude, for real? Don't equate the desire to see the human form in all its beauty with immaturity. Sure, that point is kind of lost in a thread asking for a game to be "sexed up", but for reals, nudity isn't a sin, and the yearning for it isn't immature. It's human. Coming to terms with our basic nature is part of maturity.

That said, if there needs to be "sexing up", it should be act IV and it should be tentacles. More tentacles = More awesome.
What? give the witcher stockings and high heels aka d3 Demon hunter? Would look so wrong she looks so young

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I_NO wrote:
What? give the witcher stockings and high heels aka d3 Demon hunter? Would look so wrong she looks so young

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I dunno, I always placed the witch in her early-mid twenties.
Witch and Shadow 21- 25
Scion and Duelist 25 - 29
Ranger and Marauder 30 - 35
Templar 55 - 70
And those ages kind of fit with how they are portrayed too.

Witch and Shadow are total edge-lords
Scion and Duelist are all about improving themselves
Ranger and Marauder think past themselves and actually give a damn about the world around them
Templar thinks past the world around them and is concerned with serving God.

So yeah, if any of the PCs would be into sexing up their image it'd probably be the edge-lord shadow and witch.

I just now realize I could have edited this into one post.
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A couple voices seem to think I was talking about "porn," or something close to it. Sorry if that's how my suggestion came across; that wasn't my intention.

The thought is as follows:
- There is a precedent for nudity in the game.
- There could be sexy (not even necessarily nude) MTXs, since nudity is okay.
- Suggestive/provocative (not erotic) MTXs might sell well.

There isn't anything remotely risque/reveling in the MTX shop, and I figured I'd suggest a change.
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What does it add?

You really come across as simply prurient and potentially encouraging a salacious attitude.

All the nudity in the game is there for targeted, specific reasons.

Demons (tentacled miscreations): don't conform to human mores.

Statues: Act III is done in a Greco-Roman style, and that's how statues were done in that time/art period.

Atziri: Infamous for her vanity.

I'm not even sure there's anything else.

So, again, what would it add (besides cheapening the game and selling mtxes because of trying to capitalize on lascivious tendencies)?

You know, I feel like I just fed another troll.
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maybe what PoE needs is a broodmother, just sex things up a bit

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I just want to point out that Doedre is a recent addition, and looks like this.
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As if directly defying the OP, she is clothed in a shirt made of saggy titties.
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