What does your username reveal about you?

Was making a new character in Ultima Online.

"That name is already taken"
"That name is already taken"
"That name is already taken"
"That name is already taken"
"That name is already taken"
"That name is already taken"

Um....ok next name is definitely not taken

"Qioxlatl"

Ok that worked, but it totally sucks.

"Character Deleted"

hmmm....

"Qiox"

Ok, that works. Been using it all over ever since and it has never come up as already taken.

I read it in my head as Key-ox

My Name is taken from an italian publicity.
They cut the screen in half and say, 1 for me, 1 for you.
At that time my usally username was Rock. So tought 1 for me, 1 for rock alias: all for me!
My IGN are: YouaRenoTluCky // LadyBloodyMary // Chaytonlittlestone (an indian "killer" from a telefilm: banshee) // EdwardMordrake (a demon from a telefilm: american horror story) // MaryMonroe (marilyn manroe was alrdy taken)
I guess my names tell that I have some serious problem...
HELP ME!!