1000 Clues you've been playing PoE too much
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0071. When you give bosses cute litte nicknames.
Kitty Kaum Drunken Daresso Pushover Piety Mashable Maligaro Scatterbrain Shavronne Ditzy Doedre Munchkin Malachai |
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Last edited by Entropic_Fire#0222 on Oct 26, 2016, 5:02:00 PM
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You pick every shit up that lay on the street = RL looting;)
Masterpiece of 3.16 lore
"A mysterious figure appears out of nowhere, trying to escape from something you can't see. She hands you a rusty-looking device called the Blood Crucible and urges you to implant it into your body." Only usable with Ethanol Flasks |
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Your girlfriend hints that she wants jewelry for her brithday, so you buy her a belt. Piety's story http://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/2081910
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- Trying to type /oos in real life when you're stuck on a queue waiting to get your food. Dream with me !
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I have played 2000 hours and have yet to get a 6L drop. Totally so not right (RNG = rotten nasty game).
I have played 2000 hours and not gotten a good 5L gear drop. I have played 2000 hours and am nowhere near a level 100 build. I have played 2000 hours and PoE still has pathetic frame rates with mobs. I have played 2000 hours and PoE still has no real endgame. I have played 2000 hours and PoE still has no marketplace to buy/sell items easily. I have played 2000 hours and am no closer to understanding how to make a viable crit build. I have played 2000 hours and GGG still only listens and caters to hardcore elites. I have played 2000 hours and haven't learned yet that GGG will never make PoE give us better drops. I have played 2000 hours and posting in the forums is now old as GGG ignores the 99% and 99% of posts. "You've got to grind, grind, grind at that grindstone..."
Necessity may be the mother of invention, but poor QoP in PoE is the father of frustration. The perfect solution to fix Trade Chat: www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/2247070 |
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" A lot of this is nonsense but I'll let you know that the game doesn't owe you anything for those hours. If you didn't have fun, why did you play 2000 hours? If you had fun, what the fuck are you whining about as the game did its job? |
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When I'm in a restaurant and nothing looks good on the menu I try to re-roll it.
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" :-) I'd be careful of using Vaal orbs on the menu though,  Piety's story http://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/2081910
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" lol i had this happen but not as a drop the 5x curancy thing. gave me 5 mirrors and as soon as i wake up i check game and cry rawrawr
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