1000 Clues you've been playing PoE too much

0022: this goes a bit deeper but.. you install&play D3(or something).. and you end up wondering, why you cannot pick up that fancy skill some other class is using, just to end up realizing your tree sucks :D

0023: (for those of us with 10 year old toasters) Watching the rain from your bedroom window... and being awestruck by the smooth framerate.

0024: Seeing an old man walk down the street wearing nothing but a white tablecloth and not calling the cops.

0025: Seeing a shirt with 6 conspicuous circular holes in the middle of the chest and thinking that's a good thing.

0026: Having a long conversation with your SO about the benefits of blood magic and the work involved in maintaining a functional zombie army and not understanding why is s/he making that face.

0027 restart client after one hour because i run out of ram

not fully related to Path of Exile but I surprised myself at pressing my push-to-talk key of Teamspeak at work when I get a phone call from a colleague...

0028: when i drive by a stonework landscaping business i'm reminded of docks runs.

0029: when i see a nice floor i wonder how many rep points it costs.

0030: when I woke up this morning after a bad dream, where I was playing poe and actually got trade scammed ffs in my dream

when i throw a handful of knives out at the neighbours pets and get depressed that they don't return to me :(

first world problems

32 Hoarders: Family Secrets has contacted you, expressing a desire to feature your PoE stash on one of their new shows.

33 Zana files a restraining order against you.

34 Amazon prime offers you free MTX instead of free shipping.

35 Every three months you throw away everything you have, change your identity and get a new job so you can enjoy the economic challenge.


36 You've stopped using GPS for navigation because you just "follow the wall".

37 You sell almost everything you have, convert your wealth into hard currency and keep it in nice little stacks.

38 The neighbors have stopped calling the police when you take rolling head out for a walk.


39 You've ruined several pieces of your wife's jewelry trying to "craft" them.

40 You have four shopkeepers chained up in the basement so they can offer you daily deals.

41 You're convinced Haku was an old Disney character, and can't understand why other people don't remember him.


42 You stay a safe distance from sales people, just in case they plan on spitting on you.

43. you woke up at the beach, beat the nearest zombie with a club and instead of getting a skill gem you get arrested.

44. you start min maxing your days