Why PoE has the worst(or possibly best) game setting in the world.A lolthread.

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DirkAustin wrote:
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Saltygames wrote:
the statues have dicks doe


So? You rather have them anatomically incorrect and dickless?


can't have too many wieners bro
The Hyperbomber for 2.6: https://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/1879383
Cock Beholder confirmed boss of Act 4.

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silumit wrote:
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morbo wrote:
Why Act 3 sucks:

- rubble clutter
- tolman & clarissa
- dischargers
Thank God there are no dickchargers... yet?

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You didn't think that was an arm, did you?
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Last edited by CanHasPants#3515 on Jan 10, 2015, 10:30:13 PM
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morbo wrote:
Why Act 3 sucks:

- rubble clutter
- tolman & clarissa
- dischargers
Thank God there are no dickchargers... yet?
And worst change is putting almost all bosses in new version of maps into fucking small areas, where you can't kite well or dodge stuff. What a terrible idiot invented that I want say to him: dude flick you, seriously flick you very much.
Hi

I thought about what OP wrote after reading this and I realized this game can also be compared to the way Bioshock series went.

ACT1= Bioshock: Gritty dark, why the fuck am I here? Cray people want to kill me, I kill them first.Plasmids=gems.

ACT2=Bioshock 2: Dark and gritty with light peeking through now, Ok I know what its about now...I think, damn more crazies want to kill me.

ACT3=Bioshock 3: Light shines through everything revealing that people can be equally monstrous in the light as in the dark. Nothing is scary anymore, no need to hide just go out there and kill the mobs.

cheers
Conan: Crush your enemies. See them driven before you. Hear the lamentations of their women.
Never dance with the Devil because a dance with the Devil could last you forever...
-I thought what I'd do was,I'd Pretend I was one of those deaf mutes-
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What, no love for Marceus's painted cock?
No. Calm down. Learn to enjoy losing.
I have to agree that Act 2 and Act 3 aren't as horror as Act 1. Man just flash back to the old Diablo 2, my heart almost jumped out during the first encounter of Act 4. "Land of terror" they said, and that was that.

Hope the next expansion to be better, and NO.MORE.RIBBON
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Finkenstein wrote:

I thought about what OP wrote after reading this and I realized this game can also be compared to the way Bioshock series went.

ACT1= Bioshock: Gritty dark, why the fuck am I here? Cray people want to kill me, I kill them first.Plasmids=gems.

ACT2=Bioshock 2: Dark and gritty with light peeking through now, Ok I know what its about now...I think, damn more crazies want to kill me.

ACT3=Bioshock 3: Light shines through everything revealing that people can be equally monstrous in the light as in the dark. Nothing is scary anymore, no need to hide just go out there and kill the mobs.

ACT4=? "You move through locations doing absolutely nothing, just radiating so much power that monsters go mad and start killing each other. You just collect da loot"?
And worst change is putting almost all bosses in new version of maps into fucking small areas, where you can't kite well or dodge stuff. What a terrible idiot invented that I want say to him: dude flick you, seriously flick you very much.
Last edited by silumit#4080 on Jan 20, 2015, 12:28:43 AM
Another reason act 3 sucks is: everything is a fucking maze!

And really, the person who had the idea of putting ribbons as enemies should be fired in this very moment.
Ribbons are awesome.
Squishy, combustible, ribbons.
Mow them down, enjoy how quickly they die.
Use Flame Sentinels as Specters, mow everything down.

Now the guy who designed Rhoas and Blackguard "Elites", that one deserves a spanking.
And don't get me started on that sadist who decided Drop bears to be a good idea.
Hey Charan, can't you tell your pets to be a bit less social? Having packs of them drop simultaneously looks bad because they clip into each other. And I get half a heart attack every time they appear.
Some warning would be nice. Some branches falling down or something.
We are going to shut down Beyond immigration into our maps until we find out what the Hell is going on!

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