If you could hire Vorici...
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Haku.
Screw him and the Karui spirit that rode in on him, 6 times a day, for a month. I'm up to 24 deaths on level 91, 21 are to Haku missions (19 of which could have been avoided if rotation members aren't impatient ;p) #1 rule of official forum boards of every video game ever: use the forums to relay info, gather suggestions, or the rare narrow-focused Poll; but NEVER as "feedback".
#2 rule: Never say the #1 rule in an official capacity. Let some guy on the forums say it, leaving yourself plausible deniability. |
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The Rogues aren't too bad. Gruest is just a ungrateful bastard. But after thinking for a bit, Zana is a 100% whore.
She's your non celebrity dream girl. When you finally meet her, she demands 4 star meals every night, wishes you drove a $100k car, and your choice in clothing is never good enough for her. She's probably the best lay you will ever get, but it's once a week, and sleeps with your friends more than you. If you survived long enough to marry her she has a lawyer that can melt your prenup and bank account forever. Then marries your best friend, still wants to be friends, and wonders why your upset. There comes a time thief when jewels cease to sparkle, gold loses it's luster, throne room becomes a prison, and all that's left is a father's love for his child. - King Osric
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" She's probably faking that accent too just to make herself more "exotic" and sexy... damn her, she is going right back in her cage. I can see your / Back is turned and / If I could I'd / Stick my knife in.
Crawl Away, TOOL Don't get hacked. Make a new email for your account and use a long password. |
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I'd have him hunt down every single bird man...
"Fixing the endgame was hard - No matter how hard we buffed red maps, people would keep spamming Gorges.
So we turned Gorge into a red map" |
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Not an exile, but I'd send him after Tormented Temptress (the second boss of the unique Strand map). Even with 20/20 Lightning Warp + 20/20 Faster Casting + 20/20 Reduced Duration, it ended up being a complete stalemate because she couldn't damage me and I couldn't touch her due to the insane movement speed + proximity shield. The one and only time I've ever raged out of a map and have been forced to eat a portal logging back in with a different character.
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I just thought of the perfect scenario. I would have Vorici ask Zana for a moment of her time, he would then have her enter one of her 60% increased everything maps, and have her stalk down Xandro and kill him without killing any guards. While he is pummeling her (shame on him for hitting a girl) I would rush in and destroy him and his cronies, save Zana, and then tell her she owes me nothing but Untainted Paradises for the rest of eternity for rescuing her. Everyone wins... except for Xandro.
I can see your / Back is turned and / If I could I'd / Stick my knife in.
Crawl Away, TOOL Don't get hacked. Make a new email for your account and use a long password. |
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" I would say myself. So everytime I login into Wraeclast, Vorici can prevent me from playing and thus ensuring 100% of my life aren't spent on virtual world and better spent somewhere else Race? Season points? Nah. Not my thing.
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Helena. I very strongly dislike her.
"Danger is like jello, there's always room for more."
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" But he is an armor master. He can't let squishy builds get away with it, would be bad for his business. |
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I would have him hunt down all the players that make lenghty rage posts about quitting but then continue playing and worse keep making lenghty rage posts ;)
I would pay him extra to wait for them to reach high levels before killing them in HC or when they are on 99%xp on SC ;) (repeatedly) |
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