If you could hire Vorici...

I would "hire" Vorici to take down Xandro, but I would organize
an ambush on Vorici so that he is the one who gets killed.

Why? Because Vorici doesn't belong in Wraeclast. He came uninvited.
Socket crafting was meant to be a personal thing that every player
engaged in with fundamental currency items that had actual intrinsic
value. Vorici is a replacement for an intruiging but broken socket
crafting system. And Vorici allows GGG to continue to ignore socket
crafting currencies because he offers socket crafting avenues of
non-frustration. Some of us still want the socket crafting currencies
to live up to their full potential. Vorici partially obscures the
brokenness of socket-crafting currencies. If he would go away, GGG
might have to start making moves on the fundamental currency
function front, which they are clearly avoiding like the plague.

They all seem pretty cool to me can I have Greust Killed from Act 2 instead?

Thena Moga. That bitch needs to learn that real bitchslaps are done with hands, not shields.

Greust, hate that guy, he think he is so much better than me, but I fucking risk my life saving his ass multiply times for the hordes of bandits knocking on his door, fuck that guy, let him burn in hell

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Aim_Deep wrote:

They all seem pretty cool to me can I have Greust Killed from Act 2 instead?

Indeed. That guy's got a shit attitude. Ungrateful bastard.

WHAT?!

Gruest with his big mouth :D

Clarrisa i just hate her

GREUST.

I just saved his god damn hippie camp and killed the Vaal Oversoul, and he says "WHAT TROUBLE YOU BRING NOW?"

EFF YOU GREUST.

Also, Tora when she says "WHAT DO YOU NEED?"

I'd hire Vorici to kill Wiraqucha. With a time limit. Without killing any of Wiraquchas copies.

I love the answers so far, except the deep one about Vorici breaking the game. Not because I thought it was "bad", but because it made my head hurt. Xandro is on my shit list because I love evasion characters, and when you have 0% physical damage reduction and only a 40% chance to dodge, he is going to get you eventually. Somehow he out DPS's me... oh right because he has insane attack speed on the slowest weapon in the game, which also happens to be insanely high damage. Dude needs to die, over and over.

I totally agree with Zana being killed. She spends half her time in my hideout in a tiny cell that I actually have Vorici guarding. There are other bloody victims laying their, all stabbed-up, just to show her I/he means business. When she is good sometimes I let her out, but she never lasts long.

I'd also have him take out Tolman, that dude stole my woman... wait, Piety killed him? Sweet now Clarissa is available again, and I saved a ton of currency.