An Open Letter To Blizzard Entertainment

Dear Blizzard Nerds,

I’m Rots of Blackhand, World of Warcrap. You know-the one you guys stuck in a pen for the whole realm to repeatedly rape while you sat there and did absolutely nothing to stop it. I’m the one who had that group of psychopathic players conspire to get me to commit suicide, through a very thorough campaign of slander, harassment, stalking, cyber-bullying, and more, which I reported to you, and you still did nothing. In fact, you did worse than nothing. You sent me an email threatening to close my account if I didn’t shut up about it because I had submitted excessive tickets regarding the matter, which went on for approximately 9 months. I’ll be sharing your email with everyone reading this, later, so they can see how you nerds roll-right after I tell everyone what happened and why.

I ran the guild, Casual Killers, which just so happened to not only be the best guild on Blackhand, but quite possibly (most likely) the best social/leveling type guild in your whole fucking game. The whole idea behind my guild was to improve my realm, as a whole, by providing a WoW school type guild, which helps new players to learn the game and progress faster, while making friends and having group activities regularly. When players got what they needed from my guild, they could move on to other, more end game guilds, thus improving the realm, as a whole. I had intended, upon our success, to share all I did, with you idiots, and help you get some more miles out of your dying game, by helping you nerds to promote guilds, like mine, on every major realm in WoW. Instead, ya’ll nerds fucked me over, horribly. I’m not very happy about that. What pisses me off even more is you obviously didn’t (and still don’t) give a rat’s ass about what happened to me or my guild. You’re too busy taking your customers’ money and most likely fucking them any way you can, in the process.

So, in a nutshell, I enhanced the game for many of your paying customers, attempted to help your dumb asses, set out to improve my realm (which I did) with a long term goal of helping the game, overall, and making you nerds some extra money and all I wanted out of it was to enjoy the game more while making it enjoyable for as many others as I could. During 9 months of this process, you dum dums allowed such a degree of cyber-stalking/bullying, harassment, slander, and general bullshit to happen to me, that I eventually threw in the towel and said fuck it.

I couldn’t even log onto the fucking game without multiple players starting on me, instantly. It never ended. Whole fucking guilds were sicked on me. The tickets I submitted were only a very small percentage of what was happening to me. The fuckers even started a co-op of guilds to allegedly try and improve the realm, but it was just a guise to organize as many guilds against me, through very strategic slander, manipulation, and lies. From the beginning of this, I tried to warn you idiots of what was coming. Of course, you ignored me. You got my money. That’s all that matters. I closed my guild and contacted your support team about it.

You actually have exactly one person, on your support team, with an actual brain. Rabengeist offered to help but it was too late. He even gave me Jeremy’s email (support supervisor). BTW I don’t much like Jeremy. He never got back with me. I sent him 3 emails, I believe. Maybe more. I believe the functions of a team are directly reflected by the leadership of that team. Jeremy sucks. Hence, your customer service sucks. You nerds really should fix that problem. If it were up to me, I’d put Jeremy cleaning toilets and make Rabengeist the supervisor. You nerds do what you feel is best.

I used to be a very long time fan of Blizzard. I started playing Diablo I in ‘97 and by ‘98 I was the most well known legit player in the world in that game. If some of you Blizzard nerds have been around long enough, you might remember me as Fusion_Reactor. I had a small group of players I helped out, too. Then Diablo II came out. I played that game for 8 years, and largely contributed to that game, by helping a lot of players out by forming a very casual clan which was so casual we didn’t even have a name but players were calling it “Fusion”. I had something like 53 or 54 accounts worth of stuff stored, to help players with gear and crafting stuff. It was hugely successful.

My point is, I guess, I was one of your biggest fans, excelled in your games, tried to help out any way I could, and in the end, Blizzard bent me over and didn’t even use any lube. That hurts, Blizzard. You should try it sometime so you can relate. Maybe I can help you with that. You nerds are about as awful and fucking stupid as they come and you deserve everything that is about to come to you, if you don’t stop being so awful and fucking stupid.

I warned your scuzzbag legal team not to underestimate me, twice. It’s easy to ignore warnings like that when your TOS requires any litigation against you to be done on your turf, where you most likely own the fucking judges. Great plan, nerds. One problem-me. I don’t plan on litigating with you. I plan on teaching you all a lesson that you need to learn so bad it hurts my belly from me laughing so hard about it. And if you would like to litigate with me, you’ll have to do it on my turf, where I will be more than happy to settle out of court, with you, for exactly one trillion dollars. I promise you nerds you will never see a penny of it.

You see, nerds, there is a whole lot more to the predicament I’m putting you in, than this open letter. I’ve been working diligently on this little project for many months now. Do you know who Erin Brockovich is? If not go here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erin_Brockovich_(film) Not to take away any of Erin’s thunder, because what she did was totally incredible, but you are now dealing with Erin on steroids and I won’t stop until you nerds finally realize the error of your ways and actually take measures to keep the sort of thing that happened to me from ever happening again, to anyone. If you don’t, you nerds are in such deep shit, even your nerd brains wouldn’t be able to start to fathom it.

That website, gamecyberbullied.com, which I made, and showed you and your scuzzbag legal team, would have been far too much tedious work, in the long run. I let it go because of this. I then came up with a much better plan, which would prove to be such fun, too. I found a game, which I dearly love, and proceeded to do exactly what I planned on doing for you idiots. I’m about to revolutionize the guild system, in Path Of Exile, by helping GGG to balance and improve it, so they can not only keep a lot of the players who would have otherwise quit but to attract new players to their game, too. I’m not getting paid a fucking dime, either. I’m doing it as a fan, just like I intended on doing for you nerds. GGG doesn’t have anything to do with what I’m doing. I’m flying solo, in every way, here, nerds.

Here’s the rest of it. I want you nerds to think very hard on this part, too. There are some people watching what I’m doing and why. I have no idea how many of them there are, at this point. I really don’t care to know, either. Some of these people have clout. I think of this thing as that old Prell shampoo commercial. They tell two friends then their friends tell two friends, etc, etc. I believe these people, with clout, belong to more than just the video game industry, too. I took a lot of measures to make sure of that. I also took some measures to insure that the FBI is looking, too. If they’re not, they’re more retarded than I originally thought. You see, they dropped the fucking ball on me, in 2005, very badly and they know it. And what happened just about made me dead, in May of 06. I won’t get into that story, because it’s irrelevant to this whole thing. What’s relevant, is people are watching. They’re watching me and now they’re going to be watching you nerds and how you react to my little project. There will be more and more of them, too, as this all gets out. Please watch the following video for the full effect of this paragraph:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkbeuln0TDw

By the way, I would like to address the FBI at this point. Do you guys remember this? I would imagine it’s part of my file.

I really want to take that whole thing back. You do good stuff and I understand you all are human and make mistakes. It’s just that the mistake you guys made in ‘05 was really big which caused me to call you retards. I hope you understand that. However, the picture stands, for now. Please excuse my balls. Feel free to ad this to my file, too. I really don’t give a shit. I want to be able to tell you guys you did a good job, for a change. Please feel free to call me or even come over and we can discuss things over some coffee. Do you like Community coffee? Also, I expect black suits and dark sunglasses or I’m not answering the door.

Now, back to the Blizzard nerds. I had this concept. It’s not a completely literal concept, but you’ll get the picture. Americans have some fine ingenuity when the situation arises, where we need to be successful at something. Take a cannon, for example; the old school kind that fired cannon balls. We’ve fought many battles with them, in our history, including against each other. The problem with cannons, is when you run out of cannon balls, is you virtually run out of ammo. However, the great thing about cannons is you really don’t need cannon balls after all. You can fill them with just about anything solid and fire the shit at your enemy. We’ve used musket balls, nails, rocks, glass, or a mixture of several things. Sometimes, this can be more effective than an actual cannon ball coming out of the muzzle, depending on the situation.

Let me explain my concept further. Imagine cannons, filled with broken glass, aimed at you, as you advance. Typically, glass cannons don’t fire until the cannoneer can literally see the fear in his enemy’s eyes. To advance on a line of cannons, filled with glass, is not a wise thing to do and usually results in horrible things for the advancing force.

Now, imagine so many glass cannons pointed at you that even the Artillery Captain doesn’t even know how many there are. Imagine more cannons steadily rolling in and pointing at you as time passes, too. Now, imagine so many glass-filled cannons that if they all fired, they would reduce you to nothing but leptons. You nerds know what a lepton is, don’t you? Just in case, let me throw out the definition, according to Webster for you: “noun Physics. any of a class of particles with spin of ½ that are not subject to the strong force and that are believed to be truly elementary and not composed of quarks or other subunits. The leptons known or believed to exist are the electron and electron-neutrino, the muon and mu-neutrino, and the tau-lepton and tau-neutrino.” In other words, Leptons are very small, elementary particles. Do I need to define the word elementary for you, too?

Now, to get to what I want. I want Blizzard. I want your customer service nerds, your scuzzbag legal team, your nerd dev team, your nerd CEO, etc. I want it all, nerds. I also want your masters. That would be Activision and everything they have, too. Why do I want them? I want them to help me and my allies to work diligently to have new (and effective-not fucking band-aids) laws created to prevent the sort of things that happened to me, and probably countless others, from happening, with the penalty of law coming down on whoever perpetrates such actions. The gaming world is a cesspool of sickos who would do things to hurt someone (or even get them to kill themselves like in my case) over the internet. With the lack of laws, these sick fucks can get away with it, too, and you nerds know it.

There’s just not much out there to back any gaming company who is willing to actively prevent such horrific behavior in games. Law enforcement won’t touch the shit with a ten foot pole because they have little to nothing to work with, as far as laws go. They just say “stop playing the game". I know. I’ve experienced it for myself. Let’s change that. I’ll help. I have experience with helping to have laws made 3 times already, in my life. Once on a local level and twice on a state level.

I understand this whole thing is going to have to eventually be an international law thing and is much bigger than I ever experienced. I’m up for it. I think others will be glad to help, too. We can drop the match in the USA and take it from there. I’ve seen how easy it is to attach something like this to international trade law. It’s about as complicated as porking a bill with new toilet seats for every rest area in a state. Well maybe a little more complicated than that. But I know it’s not going to be that hard to do. Your scuzzbags will understand this best. Maybe they can explain it to you. You can do eet!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nwv61Uu1fdA

My biggest concern has been what if what happened to me happened to an emotional teen or someone who was already prone to suicide. They’d be dead and you nerds would be liable for it. I’m thinking that your scuzzbags and your local judges wouldn’t be able to get you out of that very easily.

What else that concerns me is that your company is responsible for allowing hate to be taught to our youth. You nerds ought to know better than that. Our youth needs something better than that so they can take something positive to the world, instead of what they are being taught in your games, namely World of Warcraft, where it’s quite apparent to me that every imaginable internet negative behavior is not only ignored by you, but it seems it is actually being nurtured by your gross negligence. You are damaging this world more than you realize. Stop it!

I’ve seen a very solid effort, on the part of Grinding Gears Games, to greatly curb the amount of bullshit that happens in their game and on their forums. These guys have balls of steel. I think they would make a great example of what should happen, all over the gaming world, when it comes to stopping the hate and sickness that plagues us. I think they have the potential to help hammer out some ideas to change things. You Blizzard nerds might want to get with them and see what ya’ll can do together. Maybe you can find other gaming companies to climb aboard, too. I bet you can. As I said before, I’d like to help as much as I can, too. We can turn this whole thing into a nerdfest for change. It’ll be fun.

So, nerds, I crafted something I like to call Mjolnir. It’s really more of a train than a hammer, though, because trains>hammers. It’s a very long train with many cars and what is to be one big ass caboose. I have provided a link, at the end of this post, so you nerds can keep riding Mjolnir until you figure out how much trouble you’re all in. Just keep following links from there and when you’re done there’s more where that came from. I think there may be some more information for you coming from other folks, by then. It’s going to be a long, crazy ride, nerds. Please fasten your seat belts and enjoy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apb5dwT9ebI

I very much strongly urge you to contact your leader, Michael, asap, as in RIGHT NOW. I don’t give a shit that it’s the weekend. In fact, I purposely waited for the weekend to post this. Weekends are a great time to think about things. He will most likely understand this train ride more than any of you. If you fail to heed my suggestion, it might be your asses. I have a feeling some asses are already going to be in some hot water over this. Don’t let it be your ass. I’ve been and will continue to be taking measures to insure you nerds tell your CEO about this so you better do it. I dare you not to do it. In fact I double dog dare you.

I was a loyal, loving fan of Blizzard for 16 years. Because of this, I’m going to refrain, for now, from giving you the full effect of my Mjolnir. I’ll just give you a little love tap.

Please click the spoiler to receive your love tap from Mjolnir


Now, nerds, please proceed...
http://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/946324 This thread will lead you to more stuff you need to know. Please be sure and check the playlist out. It has lots of important nerd info. I still have to patch it up, a bit, but it’s done enough for now.
http://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/936491 This is a thread entitled “If I had a missile system I would aim it at Blizzard and launch." It’s just a little bonus thread.
I'm trolling the FUCK out of Mike Morhaime, CEO of Blizzard here: http://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/986385
On page 3 I announce that I'm now Mike's HOLY ENEMA!

Be very thorough, nerds. It’s your asses.

I decided to edit in some music for a lil extra ambiance. Fuck it. I'll start a play list here, too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9oheg81VAE
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLqKSv1F42A

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nwRSv7uWjQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBxIPO-n2ew

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1sGhmcZ7Pg&src_vid=l_lxJdV-2Kk&feature=iv&annotation_id=annotation_49904

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoD_8qDU4Jw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_mbNdhmEAU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBgQuH4xPmA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xH-_9cwdLug

I completed the letter and am now bumping it to get it back to page 1.

Can you give me the gist of that? Looks like a bunch of childish whining.

TLDR

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Wraeclastian wrote:

TLDR

This. And if its a letter to acti blizz it should be posted on their forum, not clog up our beloved Off Topic.

ignorance is bliss. now go play the game.

So how's that becoming someone in PoE thing working out for you?

Also, too long; didn't read. Coming from me, that's really saying something. Sure, off topic can be anything, but I've noticed you don't seem to realize there's no point in posting something, even or especially to Off Topic, that has no entry point for discussion with others.

And without that, you might as well just go rant in a blog.

I also dont mind long posts at all, but half if this just looks like a bunch of acutally pointless paragraphs, and it has way too many insults...

And furthermore, i really do not think you are in any position to call anyone a "nerd" when you have written a massive text about why some game is better than the other, with very specific details and your talk about how you single handendly improved the game and being a guild leader..... just saying, cause the nerdyness of this post is close to biting chicken heads at the circus

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Charan wrote:

So how's that becoming someone in PoE thing working out for you?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHn0pBePN7I