Off Topic - Chris Wilson is my father. - Forum

your mum should have gated her content better Dogs Summoner - http://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/885199	Posted by Amiag on Apr 1, 2014, 2:10:12 PM Quote this Post
I know that feel OP. GGG banning all political discussion shortly after getting acquired by China is a weird coincidence.	Posted by Xavderion on Apr 1, 2014, 2:24:01 PM Quote this Post
I have a twin brother?	Posted by Deleted on Apr 1, 2014, 3:52:09 PM
" I have a twin brother? Technically, no. While a certain Kiwi was very busy on his many "Business trips", he only played Hardcore.	Posted by Deleted on Apr 1, 2014, 3:56:54 PM
" Moonyu wrote: " I have a twin brother? Technically, no. While a certain Kiwi was very busy on his many "Business trips", he only played Hardcore. Mum might not be pleased. Assuming, of course, I can find out who my mum is.	Posted by Deleted on Apr 1, 2014, 4:01:40 PM
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^ That's not funny. This is my life. Spoiler That's actually really funny. "Did the earth move for you, baby? Probably, you hit the ground quite hard." http://www.youtube.com/user/TheSlickMachine	Posted by TheSlickMachine on Apr 1, 2014, 6:49:59 PM Quote this Post
whats the c/o? anywhere near b/o yet?	Posted by Pion33r on Apr 1, 2014, 11:14:41 PM Quote this Post
" TheSlickMachine wrote: Many years ago, my mother took a vacation to New Zealand. There she met a lovable young rogue by the name of Chris Wilson. They shared a night of passion and said their tearful goodbyes the next morning. 9 months later my mother called Chris to inform him that he was now the father of a beautiful baby boy, me. Chris didn't want anything to do with me. He said like: "I didn't think the baby drop rate was this high, what horrible rng." and "When life throws you a desync sometimes you just have to /oos and move on." My mother was confused and scared. She asked if he would at least pay child support. All Chris said was that he didn't believe in pay to win, and then hung up the phone. They never spoke again. Spoiler This is not an April Fool's joke. Please come home dad. Ovious liar. :P “Demons run when a good man goes to war"	Posted by Sneakypaw on Apr 2, 2014, 8:31:21 AM Quote this Post