Chris Wilson is my father.
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Many years ago, my mother took a vacation to New Zealand. There she met a lovable young rogue by the name of Chris Wilson. They shared a night of passion and said their tearful goodbyes the next morning. 9 months later my mother called Chris to inform him that he was now the father of a beautiful baby boy, me.
Chris didn't want anything to do with me. He said like: "I didn't think the baby drop rate was this high, what horrible rng." and "When life throws you a desync sometimes you just have to /oos and move on." My mother was confused and scared. She asked if he would at least pay child support. All Chris said was that he didn't believe in pay to win, and then hung up the phone. They never spoke again.
Spoiler
This is not an April Fool's joke. Please come home dad.
"Did the earth move for you, baby? Probably, you hit the ground quite hard."
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if it wasn't funny, I'd cry...
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11/10 Veri gud.
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check ilevel to confirm relation
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+1 for justice
Time for Chris Wilson to face the past he's run from for so, so long. IGN: OldTotemBalls (invasion)
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9/10.
IGN: Arlianth
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I cri everytiem
IGN : @Morgoth
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" LOL |
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Perhaps you were the mirrored child, this way it'd be no miracle no currency was applied to you.
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PLOT TWIST
Spoiler
Your mom slept with Jay Wilson instead.
IGN:LeoNemaeus/ GroundSlamHero
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