Bad jokes
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A dog walks into a bar
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Because someone left the door open.
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what's a Pitbull and a Shih Tzu mixed together?
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Idk, but it would be one UGLY ass dog.
'An open mind is like a Fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded'. Last edited by hostilesinbound on Dec 30, 2013, 12:32:02 AM
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A skeleton walks into a bar, orders a gin and tonic
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and a mop!
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What is made of pastry and sails the 7 Seas, pillaging and fraping?
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A pie-rate.
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On facebook.
If GGG chickens made an action RPG, what would it be called? Path of Eggxile, a Peck 'n' Slash RPG. Why was the helmet spluttering? It was a coif. Last edited by Hyaon on Dec 30, 2013, 2:16:23 PM
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What's the chief difference between man and cows?
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The taste.
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What did the foot say to the sock?
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Nothing. It's a foot and not a mouth.
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An annoying anti-Poe poster walks into a bar. the bartender asks....
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shouldn't you have crossed the road?
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Knock knock!
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Who's there?
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Mod!
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Mod who?
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Shut up and takes these fucking threads already!
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A necromancer walked into a thread.
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Have you heard about that new shovel?
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It was ground-breaking.
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