Bad jokes
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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
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Global Thermal Nuclear Warfare
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knock knock...
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Who's there?
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Dave
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Dave's not here man
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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TO get to the gate keeper's house
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knock knock
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Who's there?
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The chicken
"You can't bash someone else's shitty taste in music when you listen to 'grindcore'" -TheWretch̢ Last edited by Fire_Kid on Dec 28, 2013, 9:45:59 PM
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How did the chicken cross the road?
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In a KFC bucket
We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light.
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What's the best way to eat an elephant?
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In a Corvette.
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Why don't elephants drive Corvettes?
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The insurance is too high
We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. Last edited by Pavshaus on Dec 28, 2013, 10:18:22 PM
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Why did the Chicken cross the road?
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Mapquest.
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A horse walks into a bar.
The bartenders says "I can't serve you." The horse asks why? The Bartender replies....,
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Because you're in the wrong joke.
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Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?
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He had locomotives.
IGN: EviiLe Last edited by ImRight on Dec 29, 2013, 4:55:49 AM
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" i was sure that the bartender was going to ask the horse about the length of his nose, then i realized Obviously this horse has been in here before! Why did the chicken cross the road?
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To get the the ugly witch's house
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knock, knock
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Who's there?
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the chicken.
IGN: EviiLe Last edited by ImRight on Dec 29, 2013, 4:47:47 AM
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Why did the Chicken cross the road?
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Restraining order.
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