Jack The Axe (2nd Unique Idea)

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VanFirebane wrote:
Don't know if you're still looking for ideas, or if any of these are good, but here you go, I guess.


Entering:

Lioneye's Watch: Nobody would care if you slaughtered these wretches...

Forest Encampment: There are so few bodies here... Let us hurry to bloodier fields!

Sarn: Such destruction and misery... how I wish I was the one to have wrought it.

Lower Prison: There will be little blood here...

Warden's Quarters(Seeing Piety): That woman... she wreaks of blood. And now I'm ever so thristy....

The Prisoner's Gate (Piety blocking the path): That woman vexes me with her scent...

Cavern of Wrath: Warm blood, cold blood, I don't CARE so long as I SPILL IT!

Chamber of Sins 1: I feel at home here.

Chamber of Sins 3 (Piety): Her again! Quickly before she's go- NO! I will taste her blood! I WILL!

Soloris Temple 1: It needs more gore.

Soloris Temple 3 (Gemling Queen): She's not quite right in the head, is she? Nothing a few hacks can't fix.

Lunaris Temple 1: I can taste blood in the very air here...

Lunaris Temple 3: So...much...blood...THAT I DIDN'T SPILL! UNACCEPTABLE!



Bosses:

Hillock: I wonder if he's related...

Brutus: So much FLESH TO FEAST ON!

Fairgraves: Trickery and lies, you have no meat!

Merveil: I feel...tingly...Hurry, I must pierce her flesh! (I'm guessing Jack isn't somebody you'd want to actively seduce...)

Fidelitas: What a miserable creature... Let's remove its head!

Weaver: EXTERMINATE!

Archbishop Geofri: Break its wretched bones!

Oak: A TREE that BLEEDS?! (joyful tone, or about as joyful as Jack's voice is capable of)

Kraytin: So long as it bleeds, I'm happy in killing even rats.

Alira: Yes! Tear her beautiful flesh, no one will miss her...

Vaal Oversoul: ...When its done with you, do you think it'd wield me?

General Gravicius: What is your god compared to ME?

Piety: To bleed dry the one who spilled such lakes of blood, the one would had plagued me for so long with such an intoxicating perfume of carnage... Kill her quickly so I might REVEL in MY DOMINANCE!


Upon Death:

Exile, quickly! Thrust my blade into your chest!

Worthless fool!

You over there, can you pick me up?

You should have just killed yourself with me.

Argh, who will quench my thirst now?

Something must be wrong with you if you died while wielding ME.





These are great ty
"Bullshit, you get the game for free." - Qarl 2014
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VanFirebane has a great theme for those lines. A lot of backstory about Jack comes through from them; lots of meat references and character.
Last edited by splitsticks on Aug 9, 2013, 7:05:24 AM
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XvXReaperXvX wrote:
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VanFirebane wrote:
Don't know if you're still looking for ideas, or if any of these are good, but here you go, I guess.
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Upon Death:
Exile, quickly! Thrust my blade into your chest!
Worthless fool!
You over there, can you pick me up?
You should have just killed yourself with me.
Argh, who will quench my thirst now?
Something must be wrong with you if you died while wielding ME.

These are great ty


Firebane's quotes are really good. "Something must be wrong with you if you died while wielding ME." made me laugh. I like how Firebane's Jack has some psychotic wit mixed in with the bloodlust.

However those quotes are a bit situational.
WHERE WILL GET MY DAILY DOSE OF JACK WHILE FARMING MAPS?!
So I blatantly stole some Draven lines because hes got a similar style to these ones

"Hit them where it hurts."
"Something asking for a dismembering?"
This is where Jack shines."
"Hear that? Death's knocking."
"Seems to be bloodbaths everywhere I go."
"I've got carnage to serve."
"You got me, now find victims."
"Places to go, things to cleave."
"Subtle? I don't do subtle."
Who wants some Jack? Heheheh."
"Come out and play. HeheheHAHAHAHA."
"Let's admire their carcasses for a bit."

Entering a maze map:
Who needs a rope trail? Just follow their guts to the entrance when we're done. heheh
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Last edited by Hell_Bovine on Aug 9, 2013, 10:48:19 AM
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Hell_Bovine wrote:
Who needs rope trail? Just follow their guts to the exit when we're done. heheh


brilliant!
Wow, people actually liked some of my things? That made made my day/night.
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Vakirauta wrote:
What about the axe, after 8 months?


http://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/493067

I
can't
wait.
"Experience is the best teacher,but there's only one seat in his classroom."
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Zarabeth - Level 89 Ranger
Wicked Wanda - Level 87 Witch
Xarabeth - Level 79 Scion
I liked it, when Reaper introduced his idea and story, really cool that it found it's way into the game.
(but I will probably not see one of these jacks, as I rarely find uniques...)
Dynamit,
Architekturkritik, die man tatsächlich sieht!

Farin Urlaub
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2nz5q9
K, we get it. It's a cool looking talking axe with backstory, lore etc..

Now tease/reveal some stats. At least how do you expect it to compare to soul taker in terms of desirability?
I'm quite interested if there are planned interactions when you dual wield this.

EDIT:typo
Better stay in the land of the damned, Exile. Here, even the very words are corrupted by Nightmare.
Last edited by enveratise on Aug 10, 2013, 6:43:48 AM

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