Your Scion is so fat

Your Scion is so fat...

That wasn't shield charge, it was her tripping.
And, isn't sanity really just a one-trick pony anyway? I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking, but when you're good and crazy, oooh, oooh, oooh, the sky is the limit - The Tick
Your Scion is so fat, that instead of Blood Magic, she has Blood Sugar Magic.
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*Burnt out and waiting for either PoE1 League or new PoE2 Classes.*
Your Scion is so Fat that when she washed up on Wraeclast, the Undead started pouring water on her to keep her alive.
You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world,
and there’s still going to be somebody who hates peaches.
Your Scion is so Fat that her ass influences the tides.
"Withdrawing in disgust is not the same as apathy"

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poinkdoink wrote:
This made my day.

This.


Your Scion is so fat...

seeing her feels like another mooning.
your scion is so fat....

Spoiler
that everyone on the passive skilltree orbits around her
Your scion is so fat she wears no pants.
Analyze, Adapt, and Ask the devs to change it.
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Sheriff_K wrote:
Your Scion is so fat, that instead of Blood Magic, she has Blood Sugar Magic.


Nice diabetes joke, a little hammy but I smirked.
Analyze, Adapt, and Ask the devs to change it.
Your scion is so fat that at the bar not even Deckard Cain would "stay a while and listen"
Your scion is so fat that she cant find clothes in her size
Heavy in the morning
Metal in the night

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