Your Scion is so fat

Your Scion is so fat she has self-esteem issues because of it.

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Am I doing it right?
GGG banning all political discussion shortly after getting acquired by China is a weird coincidence.
Your Scion is so fat i took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing

Your Scion is so fat she doesn't need the Internet, she's already world-wide

Your Scion is so fat that when Judge Dominus said "Order in the Court", she said "Pie and Rhoa-Chips please!"
Alexis
*smiles*

=@[.]@= boggled
=~[.]^= naughty wink
Your Scion so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book
"Ultimately, I confess I still don't get the appeal of dungeon crawlers.
Seems like I could recreate the essential experience by opening Microsoft Excel,
scrolling down ten thousand pages with the down cursor key, and then typing
"The Most Splendid Trousers of Them All!" -Yahtzee
Your scion is so fat that when she meets piety for the first time, piety says " pls dont eat the warden."
Your Scion is so fat, that Quartz flask duration Q20 isnt long enough to walk through her.

Your Scion is so fat, that she gets hit by all projectiles /w LMP/GMP, even if you are facing her opposite direction.

Your Scion is so fat, that when she uses whirling blades - it becomes whirling flesh - and her love handles instantly kills everything on screen with blunt trauma.
Your scion is so fat that The Undying Blockage is her asshole.
"Truth be told, I have no idea what the fuck is going on anymore." Stephen Hawkins
Your Scion is so fat, the game desyncs to her.
All the things I want to remember are in the places I'd like to forget.
your scion is so fat that devs let her roll back
Last edited by arbait_333#0948 on Dec 5, 2013, 7:35:08 PM
Your Scion is so fat
it took the devs 2 more years to draw her!
Your scion is so fat, she has 10 belt slots.
GuardianOfValhalla

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