Your Scion is so fat
Your Scion is so fat she has self-esteem issues because of it.
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Am I doing it right?
GGG banning all political discussion shortly after getting acquired by China is a weird coincidence.
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Your Scion is so fat i took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing
Your Scion is so fat she doesn't need the Internet, she's already world-wide Your Scion is so fat that when Judge Dominus said "Order in the Court", she said "Pie and Rhoa-Chips please!" Alexis
*smiles* =@[.]@= boggled =~[.]^= naughty wink |
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Your Scion so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book
"Ultimately, I confess I still don't get the appeal of dungeon crawlers.
Seems like I could recreate the essential experience by opening Microsoft Excel, scrolling down ten thousand pages with the down cursor key, and then typing "The Most Splendid Trousers of Them All!" -Yahtzee |
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Your scion is so fat that when she meets piety for the first time, piety says " pls dont eat the warden."
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Your Scion is so fat, that Quartz flask duration Q20 isnt long enough to walk through her.
Your Scion is so fat, that she gets hit by all projectiles /w LMP/GMP, even if you are facing her opposite direction. Your Scion is so fat, that when she uses whirling blades - it becomes whirling flesh - and her love handles instantly kills everything on screen with blunt trauma. |
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Your scion is so fat that The Undying Blockage is her asshole.
"Truth be told, I have no idea what the fuck is going on anymore." Stephen Hawkins
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Your Scion is so fat, the game desyncs to her.
All the things I want to remember are in the places I'd like to forget.
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your scion is so fat that devs let her roll back
Last edited by arbait_333#0948 on Dec 5, 2013, 7:35:08 PM
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Your Scion is so fat
it took the devs 2 more years to draw her! |
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Your scion is so fat, she has 10 belt slots.
GuardianOfValhalla
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