General Discussion - A joke for a Key? - Forum

I got a joke, so me and my friend where walking to the mall.......I'm lieing....I don't have friends.	Posted by SAGE221 on Sep 5, 2011, 8:11:05 PM Quote this Post
Why did the police officer smell? ..... Because he was on duty! Thank you, thank you. Ill be here all week, dont have a beta key so I can spread my good humor :D	Posted by Specsquee on Sep 5, 2011, 8:29:46 PM Quote this Post
My wife slapped me, then left me accusing me of having a DIY tools fetish. I felt a little saw afterwards. & Brad goes into a bookstore and asks the young lady assistant, "Do you have the new book out for men with short penises?" She replies, "I'm not sure if it's in yet." "That's the one; I'll take a copy."	Posted by grim0r on Sep 5, 2011, 8:54:23 PM Quote this Post
So a seal walks into a club..	Posted by volture777 on Sep 5, 2011, 8:58:20 PM Quote this Post
A Key would make me a happy man.	Posted by SAGE221 on Sep 5, 2011, 9:16:28 PM Quote this Post
Funny cat video! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZAHl5_LTGQ Thats worth a Key right!?......right.....Crys	Posted by SAGE221 on Sep 6, 2011, 2:51:32 AM Quote this Post
Where're you be Let you wind go free In church or Chapel Let it rattle. --- Woman in the bakery store: one loaf of bread please! Baker: Brown or white bread? Woman: Doesn't matter, I came here by bycicle. --- Calories are small animals that live in your closet and tighten your cloths in the night. Last edited by misterioes on Sep 6, 2011, 3:40:19 AM	Posted by misterioes on Sep 6, 2011, 3:28:55 AM Quote this Post
Some of jokes are really funny :-D	Posted by Kraven on Sep 6, 2011, 4:37:50 AM Quote this Post
" Reelix wrote: Person A: X Person B: Y "I place $20 into a box." Person A: X - 20 Person B: Y I sincerely hope you're joking. "So do you." Person A: X - 20 Person B: Y - 20 "There is now $40 in the box." - Correct "I sell the box to you for $30." Person A: X - 20 + 30 Person B: X - 20 - 30 + 40 "We both walk away with a $10 profit." Person A: X + 10 ($10 Profit) Person B: Y - 10 ($10 Loss) I sincerely hope you're joking Last edited by TreXiD on Sep 6, 2011, 5:07:09 AM	Posted by TreXiD on Sep 6, 2011, 5:06:06 AM Quote this Post
Guess what? FALCON PUNCH!!!!! Last edited by tsepelev on Sep 6, 2011, 5:23:54 AM	Posted by tsepelev on Sep 6, 2011, 5:23:35 AM Quote this Post