A joke for a Key?

DO my jokes not please?

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kissa3 wrote:

An irish-man walked past the pub.

And I went right into the crackhouse.

Sherlock Holmes and his assistant Watson decided one day, that they would go camping.
They pitched their tent in an opening in the woods, and before long went to sleep.
Holmes woke up and whispered to Watson,
"Watson, look up at the stars and tell me what you think."
Watson gazed upwards for a moment and turned to Holmes.
"I see millions of stars, which all have planets of their own. And if they have plants, then maybe they have life on them..."
Holmes turned to Watson with a displeased look and said,
"No Watson you idiot! Some on has stolen our bloody tent!"

=D

A man rides into town on a horse, on Friday.
He leaves 3 days later on Friday.

How did he do it?


His horse is named Friday.

Still hoping for a Key lol.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream?


He was hit my by a bus.

Hey

Did you know Nigeria has a shape of a fried chicken drumstick. COINCIDENCE?

How do you confuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Here's a good joke:
An Irish man walked out of a bar.

Why do black people eat fried chicken?
Because it tastes good.

What did the homeless man get for christmas?
Nothing.

Also, I'm irish, and I am highly offended by a series of comments posted on this topic...