Bored? Lazy? Like progress bars? Unable to play PoE at the moment? Play Godville!
" Haha, awesome. My character is at or above +11 for all his gear now. But he's lvl 15 so that's about par for the course I think. Is it bad that I purposefully ignored my hero for 7 days just to get that acheivement? XD Edit: 17:28 It looks like being your prophet has made me a profit, Almighty. Off to the tavern! 17:27 Tried to steal a free donut, but was caught and had to pay the shopkeeper 40 coins. *facepalm* I don't think that's how it works, Billy-bob Thornstab. "In a state of physical balance and security, power, intellectual as well as physical, would be out of place." - H. G. Wells, The Time Machine Last edited by Sairven on Nov 23, 2012, 5:32:43 PM
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Hell this is fun, thanks for sharing XD!
The hero is striding towards the Guerilla Gorilla radiating righteous wrath... The hero was angrily stared at for 5 hp... The Guerilla Gorilla was facepalmed for 18 hp... The last thing the Guerilla Gorilla saw was me putting its token of friendship into my bag. =) edit: check your http://godvillegame.com/user/profile/ and activate 3D interface adds third dimension and performance problems to hero's page. ^^ Last edited by Visuv on Nov 23, 2012, 6:35:04 PM
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In making my hero pure evil, I have had to constantly smite him with lightning every chance I get. It's gotten to a stage where he actually likes being hit by lightning.
" And lightning will occasionally heal. I'm kinda scared. "Minions of your minions are your minion's minions, not your minions." - Mark
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"Mailing himself to town..."
"Saving progress before getting to town..." My Earthly News are kinda weird right?!?!? | |
Far out. I just used an item that increased my death count by one, without actually killing me. Weird as all hell.
"Minions of your minions are your minion's minions, not your minions." - Mark
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Found a piece of toast with the words “My child, your destiny is brighter than the sun and cooler than the coldest beer. Fight on!” burned into it. Ate it anyway. (+|−|➠|☣)
LOL thats the first thing i saw on the list XD Time is a gift and a curse.
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" Yea, that was said by another god. You can turn that off. I find them annoying, as most people are really uncreative, or their commands are simply too broad for the hero to interpret. I find it cool that you can randomly bump into heroes from your friends list. Except one of my friends stole a monster from me before I could kill it. Bastard. "Minions of your minions are your minion's minions, not your minions." - Mark
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AWESOME!!!!
i love this thing, though getting the suicidal, easily-killed villager to safety takes quite some time for a first quest I carve and sell real animal skulls, check out my work here: https://www.instagram.com/victorseiche/
https://www.facebook.com/victorseicheart/ World first Uber Atziri as 2h and 2h RT build: https://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/1058950 Highest level char in Closed Beta, Wytchfindergeneral |
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Jumped off a bridge because everyone else was doing it. This. This was quite alarming. Went from 160 hp to 6 hp. :| "In a state of physical balance and security, power, intellectual as well as physical, would be out of place."
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1º time my hero listen to me, kinda...
"03:48 Put my ear to the ground to check for nearby monsters, but heard “back to city.” instead. Huh. 03:48 I'm frightened of these scary voices. Going back to the nearest town to get a new pair of pants." Last edited by Xinxugo on Nov 27, 2012, 10:51:13 AM
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