Ty for warm wishes... Please feel to share your stories.

savage

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solwitch wrote:

Oooooo I learned. Can't eat foods from cans, holy shit that eliminates 90% of my favorite foods. Not allowed to have dairy either. No soda, no garbage foods. My sugar levels near diabetic.

What about vegetable oil? There are a lot of vegan/vegetarian foods out there that taste great but fly under the radar because they aren't fake meats. A nice mixture of spices goes a long way, too.

Also,

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solwitch wrote:

Please feel to share your stories.

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solwitch wrote:

Lost someone to cancer, please share your story/.

since you didn't specify "story about what" :>

Once upon a time, the King of the Frogs told a joke. His court jester replied, "Are you frog king kidding me?"

Why are you Russian to the kitchen?
"I'm feeling Hungary."
You want some Turkey?
"Nah, there's too much Greece."

Once upon a time, there was a band called 999 Megabytes. They still haven't gotten a gig.

I can't think of any good fish puns, let minnow if you fin any.

We're sinking! We're sinking! Is there anybody out there? SOS, we're sinking!
"......what are you sinking about?"