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" taekvideo wrote: What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today?... Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin. I had to laugh for at least 5 minutes, good one! Ordo ab Chao Last edited by Ironsun on Dec 22, 2011, 7:47:05 AM	Posted by Ironsun on Dec 22, 2011, 7:46:25 AM Quote this Post
whats the first thing a bird would cook if it knew how to cook? CHICKEN!	Posted by chunky9 on Dec 22, 2011, 10:08:10 AM Quote this Post
What is green and red and spinning very fast? A frog in a blender.	Posted by viqtory on Dec 23, 2011, 6:35:21 AM Quote this Post
Why would it be great if Stalin was alive? He'd be the oldest man in the world Last edited by Andythemad on Dec 26, 2011, 3:49:58 PM	Posted by Andythemad on Dec 26, 2011, 3:45:53 PM Quote this Post
Want to know the recipe for making holy water? You take water and boil the hell out of it.	Posted by thepartisan on Dec 26, 2011, 4:07:16 PM Quote this Post
An Irishman walks out of a bar.	Posted by ganjfiend on Dec 28, 2011, 2:21:08 AM Quote this Post
" ganjfiend wrote: An Irishman walks out of a bar. LIES!	Posted by Maelliv on Dec 28, 2011, 7:23:01 PM Quote this Post
Sorry dont hawe any idea ;D	Posted by puriakas on Dec 31, 2011, 8:16:59 AM Quote this Post