ANTI-JOKES (post your favorite anti-jokes)
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Post your favorite anti jokes here
Example of a anti-joke: what is green and has wheels?: grass, i lied about the wheels Example of a anti-poem: Roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, now get in the van. I Got the beta :D Last edited by GoldenForce on Dec 11, 2011, 11:57:28 PM
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A Hispanic, African-American, Jewish, and Asian man were walking down the street.
They were involved in a parade that celebrated racial equality. How do you make the president cry? Kill his family. | |
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What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? You have to take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
Fun things, Sad things... We can't share everything, But what we can, we should share... That is what it means to be a guild. A single persons happiness is everyone's happiness. A single persons anger is everyone's anger. And a single person's tears are everyone's tears.
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What's blue and smells like red paint?
Blue paint. I came, I saw, I conquered.
Thanks System for the Beta Key! | |
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George W Bush
He that cannot reason is a fool.
He that will not is a bigot. He that dare not is a slave. |
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(\_(\ {Got Beta! Thanks Flies!}
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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm going to fuck you with a rake <3
http://www.youtube.com/user/GauginProductions
http://steamcommunity.com/id/gaugin | |
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You know... once I thought there is hope.
didn't have to ask
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Jesus Buddha and Allah walk into a bar... They all sit and have a drink.
Fun things, Sad things... We can't share everything, But what we can, we should share... That is what it means to be a guild. A single persons happiness is everyone's happiness. A single persons anger is everyone's anger. And a single person's tears are everyone's tears.
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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today?... Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.
What's worse than getting a parking ticket?... The black death. IGN: Jerk, Princess http://orbswap.info - the easy way to trade currency Last edited by taekvideo on Dec 21, 2011, 11:42:50 PM
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