What things REALLY mean in POE

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"Free maps!" = stand back watching one guy with CoC build destroying all mobs whilst everybody else are enjoying 1-3 fps.

Fixed that for you :)
May your maps be bountiful, exile
"Area is inhabited by Animals" = "Area is inhabited by Devourers"
Carto in 75 map = mostly 66 maps dropping
Area is inhabited by 2 additional rogue exiles - 2x Igna
150% IIQ on a courtyard map = no maps, or a bunch of very low level map drops.
Increased AoE gem on Flame Surge = Melee Physical Damage gem on Spark (nothing happens)
Another quality ZAP! post.
A vast and open skill tree = a Marauder is still a tank, a Witch still casts spells, and a Ranger still plays with bows.

3 Month Leagues = a place where the first 50 people who experience good RNG get rich and stay rich, while the rest of us joke about how we might get 5/8. And when we find our first exalt we rip it into standard because of one of the many reasons posted above.

Races (1) = transmute 50 maces/wands/staffs for +1 fire to use fire trap and win, get only mana gained on kill rolls every time. (Endless Ledge)

Races (2) = check forums after race to see all these top players who get +1 fire on 2 different weapons and life + tri res chest/rings/belts. Every race.

Rogue Exile = Microtransaction Display Models.

Any Melee Build Over 50k Dps = Crit Dagger Build
Last edited by Jaypoc on Nov 2, 2014, 2:41:47 PM
"offer": i will either ignore u or brand u as a lowballer if u dun message me a price 5ex higher than the average price on poexyz

"60chaos for that?": i am willing to pay 70chaos for that

"lottery": looking for mortals who are foolish enough to challenge RNGeusu to reduce my crafting cost by 50%

"trades chaos for all sorts of currency": i am flipping currency, give me easy money
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Jaypoc wrote:
Any Melee Build Over 50k Dps = Crit Dagger Build
I don't think it's true, I got 54k DPS on a non-crit non-dagger non-Abyssus non-BoR melee build.

Monsters and Bosses invade from elsewhere in Wraeclast - the very same monsters spawn in the very same zone 9 out of 10 instances;

Challenge - frustrating and time taking activity aimed at getting a number next to your account name.
[2.4] Riff Raff - under 1ex Reave RT DoT Gladiator: http://poeurl.com/C6q
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/oos = Allmighty server, I humbly request to know where I just died.
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Last edited by vezuial on Nov 2, 2014, 6:05:00 AM
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Weißenberg wrote:
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Jaypoc wrote:
Any Melee Build Over 50k Dps = Crit Dagger Build
I don't think it's true, I got 54k DPS on a non-crit non-dagger non-Abyssus non-BoR melee build.


Yep, but you can definitely also exalt a third resist, fuse a 6link, chance a shavs, identify a gg item, etc. My point was just to say that nearly all GG Melee Builds are both crit and dagger.
Last edited by Jaypoc on Nov 2, 2014, 2:44:58 PM

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