What things REALLY mean in POE

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Shmez wrote:

"offer" = "My item costs 10 exa"

It's more like "offer" = I don't want to bother to figure out the price but I still want to be overpaid.

Increased monster variety in later levels.
Any creature capable of leaping on you from two screens away has been added to every level from A2C onwards.


Map contains animals.
Map contains devourers.


Who's TP? or TP please.
I made it to merciless docks without knowing how to control-click a waypoint.


The Hurt Locker - Unidentified
Within the next 5 seconds someone will open this without identifying it, be blown up by corpses - or ganked by resurrected ones - whilst unleashing a rogue exile on the rest of the party who will all be lagged.


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"I have nothing more to give."

40% Dodge means that out of the 10 Roas that charging to you 10 will hit. The 5 other before were of course all dodged.

Area contains shocked ground means actually that you will get 50% more damage during the complete map.

Area contains chilled ground means acutally that you will be temp chained during the complete map.

Powerfull Crit on a Collosal Vaal Fallen actually means 1-shot.

"Sea Witches" map mod actually means you can play naked.

"Nerfed a monster's damage" actually means that you can facetank him now with any build.

10.000 Armour actually means you are naked.

100k DPS (in class forums) means that it is a standard build. (or SRS)

75% block means you will get a 1-shot one day.

LL means shavs

6+ aura means shavs

Crit ST means to 90% Shavs

Uber Atziri done means Shav and 500 DPS mirrored dagger

First Atziri done means usually someone abusing the current meta *Smiles at incinerate 'n stuff*

RNG means that your bad streaks are allways longer then your good ones.

Reflect Immun in topic titles means Acuity. (and Shavs + 500 DPS dagger)


could go on till infinity.. :D

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SixtusTheFifth wrote:

Who's TP? or TP please.
I made it to merciless docks without knowing how to control-click a waypoint.

actually if you want to do a shit statement, atleast do it right :')

most people writing that are the people who dont have the waypoint of the area.

"Selling sick X with GG rolls ! FAST !!"

Means shit is overpriced, have not a single tier 1 roll and has been on market for weeks.

"WTS Item for X exalts, GOOD PRICE!!!!"

The "good price" is related to my side of the deal, hoping for fast growing of my currency stack.

"Kill two exiles"
Kill Igna and Magnus.

"Continued to incrementally improve the sound, art, effects and environments" = a few more laggy effects are added to a bunch of already existing ones.