attention please!

Even though I am disqualified I will continue to post here because I live in MURICA and am entitled to do whatever I want. DEAL WITH IT.

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Question One: Are you now, or have you ever been The Wretch? Yes/No

Not that I am aware of.

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Question Two: Do you have a Goatee or better? Yes/No

No. :(

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Question Three: If stranded on a deserted island with only a goat and a Bhavv, would you join the goat in sauteing Bhavv with a nice red wine, onions and garlic to prevent starvation?

I'm Brotherhawk. I have black magic at my disposal. So yes.

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Question Four: What if there was still plenty of other food available? Does it matter? Yes/No

No.

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Question Five: Name three members of One Direction without resorting to Google.

How about no.

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Question Six: If you answer question five correctly, you are out. Beat it. Get lost.

Yes?

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Question Seven: Are you thinking about pointing out that Question Six is not a question? Yes/No

No.

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Question Eight: Name one other Mod worth stalking besides Bex.

Jared. He is pretty cool.

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Question Nine: Did you say Yaren? Yes/No

No.

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Question Ten: Do you agree to pity post to I_NO threads? Yes/No

I won't pity post, but I will post.

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Question Eleven: Did you actually fill out the Yes/No hoping for something clever at the end of this?

No. I was going to post in OT anyway..




Did I win?

AGW members are exempt from filling out questionnaires.

I hope that I'm allowed to continue my lack of decent posting cause I'm on a roll baby.

Wow! I always knew I was delicious.

Eat me, just mind that everywhere is covered in hairs, including under my skin too.

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I was doing great! Until I knew all of the One Directions... :(

What are you, a 5 year old girl? Even gay guys aren't into one direction.

I'm fairly certain there are some impressive ways to singe off all the hairs. Therefore hair will not be a problem.