Write a poem, get free unique item. (BO listed as well for the non-creative)
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~b/o 10 exa Last Updated Tuesday, September 30th. BOs higher than 1c/1fuse etc is not involved in the poetry challenge. Simply can't afford it. Your eyes did not deceive you. Since I have multiple of many uniques and I want to sell them, if you don't want to spend currency on it (for example if you're just collecting like me) simply write a tiny poem about the item and it's yours, no charge. In exchange I'd like to put the poem in this post as well so people can have fun reading them and get some inspiration. If you have a poem, simply post it in the thread, and I'll reach out to you. If I don't notice it because of work and blahblah, feel free to pester me in-game. I never use /DND. Submitted Poems:
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(Important note. This is true, but the author is my girlfriend, that should make it less creepy. She claimed the highest rolled Facebreakers) " " " " " " " "
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Dual Res Gear
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Tri Res Gear
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IIR/IIQ Gear
~b/o 1 fuse ~b/o 1 fuse ~b/o 1 chaos ~b/o 1 fuse ~b/o 1 scour ~b/o 1 fuse ~b/o 1 fuse ~b/o 1 fuse ~b/o 1 fuse ~b/o 1 fuse ~b/o 1 fuse ~b/o 1 fuse ~b/o 1 fuse ~b/o 1 fuse ~b/o 1 fuse ~b/o 1 fuse ~b/o 1 fuse ~b/o 1 fuse ~b/o 1 chaos Thanks for visiting! Last edited by OlaSarcasm on Oct 7, 2014, 3:27:55 PM
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I know what annoys you
I know how to make you cry I don't know how to write a poem But I might aswell try. I know where you live I know your full name I don't know why you don't like makrell i tomat But I know it's a shame You better hide from me, bitch<3 | |
I'll pay the difference of the item suggested minus the amount via the poem if you'd like.
Templar Blacksmith (The Anvil) Darkness falls over the chapel smithy this day, the armies of evil now enter the fray, with monsters, undead, demons, and wraiths, forge your perseverance on the Anvil of Faith. ------------------------------------------------- Uprising (Wings of Entropy) Looking o'er the battle range, finding the combat not entirely strange, the people, replacing the leaders with those they arrange, Fire and Anarchy are the most reliable agents of change. --------------------------------------------------- The Contract (Pledge of hands, just for fun, because I really like the result) Enemies march, taking your towers, the promise made will force them to cower, a deal with the dark, your soul be devoured to shake a hand is to double your power. IGN: Bravo_Thirsty Last edited by Darkblitz9 on Sep 29, 2014, 2:18:15 PM
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Welcome to Wraeclast a place of hope and of fear
filled with a sea of tears. left behind after all these years the karui way is barley here; we hope, we pray for one more day. That this fleeting moment is here to stay. Our screams carve into the land from our dying clan, the pain the remorse just a nothing part of our corpse. our last cries damn his name and defiantly declare WE WERE HERE... we were here. And with a single word we are no more Welcome Exile to his promise land! i am not interested in gear on standered besides your misplaced carcassjack Last edited by chrisluissanc on Sep 29, 2014, 2:22:17 PM
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" This was amazing. Contact me ingame for the Wings and Anvil, put them to good use. Unfortunately I can't give away the Pledge, I had to edit in that BOs over 1fuse/1c can't be given away because I can't afford it :/ I really dig your poems though! |
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" misplaced? Is it unverified or something? It's yours if you want it, you wrote a poem. |
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue Some poems don't rhyme, this one doesn't... There once was a man from Japan, Whose limericks would never scan. When asked why, he replied, Because i always try to fit as many symbols into the last line as i possibly can. Our RNGesus, who art in wraeclast, hallowed be thy flasks, Thy Mjolner come, thy will be done, on Upper Scepter as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily shavs, and forgive us our mis-culls. As we forgive those who lowball against us And lead us not, into scrubcore, but deliver us from piety Amen brothers and sisters... | |
" thanks! PM me in-game sometime with the item you want. |
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A few poems written in Haku, the Karui poetic form, based on true stories about getting screwed over.
What pleasure, a Strongbox no Scroll of Wisdom Freezes you when activated. A daily quest given by Zana assist another master Tala Moana, warrior. A familiar sound, a ray of light excitement abound Infernal Mantle on the ground. The boss finally defeated Twinned Springs Map item giveaway, Standard League. Vaal brings down the hammer Whirling Blades or so your client thought. New to Path of Exile rate my build zero increased life. Life is fleeting!
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" a human with humor, take your pick of my collection of "get from level 20 to 30 slightly faster" items. |
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