Looked up Path of Exile on Gizoogle.

Beastly thread yo.
Haha, this is awesome. Totally cracked me up

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Chris wrote:
Spoiler
On Saturdizzle (startin at midnight PST) we'll be hustlin our first eva 24 minute Marathon Sale biaaatch! A different microtransaction is ghon be discounted by 50% every last muthafuckin hour. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Da trick (and fun) behind tha promotion is dat you don't give a fuck whatz on sale up in what tha fuck slots, so you can check tha salez hourly ta possibly grab dunkadelic deals on microtransactions you've been waitin for. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. We bout ta spread tha effects up among different timezones so dat mah playas has a phat chizzle ta grab suttin' phat. Rather than pickin tha schedule of effects ourselves, we'd like ta put you up in control - tell our asses what tha fuck effects you'd like ta peep discounted by 50% n' we'll git ta work buildin a list of tha ghettofab ones muthafucka!

Because of tha deep 50% discount, our phat asses don't plan ta apply it ta stash tab bundlez or any of tha 1.1.4 microtransactions from last week yo, but there be hundredz of other ghettofab ones ta pick from. Based on hood feedback, we'll assemble a schedule of tha 24 microtransactions dat is ghon be discounted on Saturday.

If dis sale goes well, we'll try ta add mo' formal support fo' votin on effects dat playas wanna be put on special.
Fucking gold, thanks.

Edit:

Rain of arrows- FIRES A BIG-ASS NUMBER OF ARROWS THA FUCK INTO THA AIR, TA LAND ALL UP IN THE TARGET AFTA A SHORT DELAY.


.... hahahhahah
IGN:
Standard: @MeowViking
Perandus: @VikingVortex
Last edited by HandsomeBear#0063 on Jun 10, 2014, 4:47:07 AM
"Launches a shard of ice dat pierces close enemies, before explodin on a gangbangin' finger-lickin' distant enemy wit a much higher critical strike chance."

Love that one on Ice Spear! xD
IGN: MrG.
Build Videos & Item Testing: www.youtube.com/user/MrGxyz/videos
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Now that was a good translation!

[1.1.4] How tha fuck ta smash Heads. Guide fo' a Facebreaker build rockin Infernal n' Dominatin Blow.

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Yo thugs n' hoes. In dis thread i will teach you tha way of tha head smashing. With mah help yo big-ass booty is ghon be able ta solo every last muthafuckin boss n' every last muthafuckin map up in Path of Exile without any exceptions. Yes yes y'all, dis be a funky-ass build based on tha unique item called Facebreaker n' shit. This aint a theorycraft thread every last muthafuckin thang up in dis guide is tested dawwwg!

Also "What Infernal Blow straight-up can n' can't do" is a must read.
And worst change is putting almost all bosses in new version of maps into fucking small areas, where you can't kite well or dodge stuff. What a terrible idiot invented that I want say to him: dude flick you, seriously flick you very much.
Last edited by silumit#4080 on Jun 10, 2014, 8:47:26 AM
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silumit wrote:
Now that was a good translation!

[1.1.4] How tha fuck ta smash Heads. Guide fo' a Facebreaker build rockin Infernal n' Dominatin Blow.

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Yo thugs n' hoes. In dis thread i will teach you tha way of tha head smashing. With mah help yo big-ass booty is ghon be able ta solo every last muthafuckin boss n' every last muthafuckin map up in Path of Exile without any exceptions. Yes yes y'all, dis be a funky-ass build based on tha unique item called Facebreaker n' shit. This aint a theorycraft thread every last muthafuckin thang up in dis guide is tested dawwwg!

Also "What Infernal Blow straight-up can n' can't do" is a must read.

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I be a gangsta yo, but y'all knew dat n' mah Gear

I died.
If GGG chickens made an action RPG, what would it be called? Path of Eggxile, a Peck 'n' Slash RPG.
Why was the helmet spluttering? It was a coif.
i figured this make someones day, i still cant stop lol.

glad every one be up in dis motherfucker slapping on dem kneizzle cizzapps ja feel.
got to be good looking because im so hard too see.
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Hyaon wrote:


Hyaonz Fury
Legion Sword One Handed Sword
Physical Damage: 38–71
Elemenstrual Damage: (1–500 ta 1–600)
Critical Strike Chance: 5%
Attacks per Second: (1.28 ta 1.32)Requires Level 62, 122 Str, 104 Dex20% increased Accuracy RatingAddz (1–500 ta 1–600) Lightnin Damage
(7 ta 10)% increased Attack Speed
6% increased Damage taken per Frenzy Charge
12% increased Lightnin Damage per Frenzy Charge
+20 Life gained on Bust a cap up in per Frenzy Charge"Hyaon tha 'Red Wolf'
Howlin mad
Cloaked up in blood
A banner ta his fuckin legion
A terror ta his wild lil' foes."
- Garivaldi, Chronicla ta tha Empire

/thread

I love pie.
Some "omg I quit" thread lol

Spoiler
Came back afta six months, installed a big-ass patch. Come back. Da game holla'd at mah crazy ass ta re-spec fo' realz. And ludd n' behold, can't no longer summon six skeletons, place any traps, no aoe, no zombies, no specters. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So basically mah entire build of summonin undead ta fight fo' me is ruined. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Like wtf, biatch? Seriously. Well, screw you, i'm uninstallin n' goin ta find another game ta play. You've destroyed mah character.

Nuff props fo' ruinin mah gameplay experience. Officially uninstallin dis game afta bein disrespected n' never comin back. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So yeha, fuck you fo' ruinin tha entire game n' mah character n' shit. I loved tha scam of tha big-ass skill tree. But it seems you've forced mah crazy ass ta gotta spend even mro minutes ta git back mah build which i loved. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! So yeah, you've taken away what tha fuck i loved n' expect me ta play, biatch? no. I want back mah oldschool build. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Untill then i'm never comin back.

Shame on you pimpers.
I love pie.

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