Marohi Description lol

"Hey theah, this is Chris WIlson from Grinding Geah Gaimes. This week Oih'd like to talk to you aboaut using a regal Ohb on youh Tyrannical Tornadoh wand af Destruction! Today is youh daaay and I am answering your prayahs!"
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Posted bycrazytrain411#6826on Jun 14, 2014, 2:32:54 PM
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johnKeys wrote:
I peep mah dirty ass as tha "stupid gamer" type, lukeiy. oldschool n' fuckin wack.
and mo' than a lil' bit masochistic even.
this game has straight-up randomly screwed mah crazy ass over mo' times than I can eva count. hit me across tha grill wit just bout every last muthafuckin dice-fail n' every last muthafuckin technical issue, again n' again n' again n' again n' again n' again - n' yet I be still here.
complainin yo, but still playing. n' still carin bout tha game just as much as I did a month, a year, n' 1.5 muthafuckin years ago.
I be also still tryin ta chizzle thangs, even though dis aint Kansas (Beta) no mo', n' GGG have done every last muthafuckin thang except explicitly spittin some lyrics ta me ta piss off.
still waitin fo' dat email/PM sayin "will you shut tha fuck up?" ;)
Calypso, biatch? he probably tha not-stupid gamer: all hyped up now yo, but he'll be gone tha second PoE starts kickin his ass up in tha balls. he'll tolerate none of dis "random screw you" stuff.
I know I wouldn't, if I was smarter.
he'll probably not even bother ta leave a "I Quit!" thread, when da ruffneck do.
what annoys me bout his ass though, is he insists lecturin ta playas wit "a bit" mo' PoE knowledge n' experience - so just stop.
I just jizoogled this and i'm sorry but i can't stop laughing. :D
I'm a forum warrior, i was born to post, raised to defend my league. Now my post has been removed, chained and exiled by mods who Ban. Ban is my brother; i do not fear it. I see it in the eyes of men and beasts that i troll. It will take me to play the actual game when i am ready and i am not ready.
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Posted byPyrokar#6587on Jun 14, 2014, 2:39:37 PM
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Pyrokar wrote:
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johnKeys wrote:
I peep mah dirty ass as tha "stupid gamer" type, lukeiy. oldschool n' fuckin wack.
and mo' than a lil' bit masochistic even.
this game has straight-up randomly screwed mah crazy ass over mo' times than I can eva count. hit me across tha grill wit just bout every last muthafuckin dice-fail n' every last muthafuckin technical issue, again n' again n' again n' again n' again n' again - n' yet I be still here.
complainin yo, but still playing. n' still carin bout tha game just as much as I did a month, a year, n' 1.5 muthafuckin years ago.
I be also still tryin ta chizzle thangs, even though dis aint Kansas (Beta) no mo', n' GGG have done every last muthafuckin thang except explicitly spittin some lyrics ta me ta piss off.
still waitin fo' dat email/PM sayin "will you shut tha fuck up?" ;)
Calypso, biatch? he probably tha not-stupid gamer: all hyped up now yo, but he'll be gone tha second PoE starts kickin his ass up in tha balls. he'll tolerate none of dis "random screw you" stuff.
I know I wouldn't, if I was smarter.
he'll probably not even bother ta leave a "I Quit!" thread, when da ruffneck do.
what annoys me bout his ass though, is he insists lecturin ta playas wit "a bit" mo' PoE knowledge n' experience - so just stop.
I just jizoogled this and i'm sorry but i can't stop laughing. :D
oh god
Alva: I'm sweating like a hog in heat
Shadow: That was fun
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Posted byjohnKeys#6083on Jun 14, 2014, 3:02:39 PM
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Gizoogle on juice siphon.
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Fires yo' wand, dealin increased damage n' grantin you a juice charge if a enemy is capped by, or soon after, tha hit.
Such refreshing skills.
Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes
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Posted byBoem#2861on Jun 14, 2014, 7:01:57 PMOn Probation
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Lol. Juice charge.
This thread is amazing.
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Posted bySL4Y3R#7487on Jun 14, 2014, 7:33:51 PMBanned
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made my day. Op is truly op!
Build:
- DzSz's Pillar : https://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/2524656
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This is the most amazing thing in the entire world.
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Posted byrizzamoor#7370on Jun 15, 2014, 12:42:28 AM
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A few more thugged-out amulets

"Hey theah, this is Chris WIlson from Grinding Geah Gaimes. This week Oih'd like to talk to you aboaut using a regal Ohb on youh Tyrannical Tornadoh wand af Destruction! Today is youh daaay and I am answering your prayahs!"
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Posted bycrazytrain411#6826on Jun 15, 2014, 12:46:02 AM
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crazytrain411 wrote:
A few more thugged-out amulets
Can a vaal orb grant the "yo crazy-ass critical strikes have cullin strike" mod?
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Posted byKrayken#1299on Jun 15, 2014, 1:47:46 AM
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