Cats!
" You dont have to be the size of a mouse for a cat to try that. Did you know cats eat your body when you die? Dogs sit there and weep, sometimes they eat your body sure but not always. |
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" well, they would torture you first, crippling you and then letting you try to get away before crippling you further and repeating. Then play with your corpse and gift your corpse to a friend. i still lubs my kitty though, his name is Dorian Gray. Hey...is this thing on? Last edited by LostForm#2813 on May 9, 2014, 4:06:08 PM
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My little puppy dog loves me! But I have seen her catch and eat several mice..., and flying squirrels..., chipmunks...., kill a baby rabbit...,
My cats are killers too and love me just as much. (I got fresh blood from the latest love dripping from my hand right now.) |
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" Depends on how you were prepared... =~[.]^= =^[.]^= basic (happy/amused) cheetahmoticon: Whiskers/eye/tear-streak/nose/tear-streak/eye/
whiskers =@[.]@= boggled / =>[.]<= annoyed or angry / ='[.]'= concerned / =0[.]o= confuzzled / =-[.]-= sad or sleepy / =*[.]*= dazzled / =^[.]~= wink / =~[.]^= naughty wink / =9[.]9= rolleyes #FourYearLie |
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Catnip.
Not.Even.Once.
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 Don't forget to drink your milk 👌
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Ah man..... It was just a joke! |
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 This cat jumped in the mixer once, now she also counts as rabbit. -6 Lifes. Shes a lil bit shy when it comes to making photos. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drDs-Y5DNH8
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Hey Victor! You have pissed off the wrong cat!
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