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" feyith wrote: " JNF wrote: Place this apple between your butt cheeks and run across that field over there naked. Never mind the guys over there holding Red Ryder bb guns... Now just exactly how big would one's butt cheeks need to be in order to hold an apple between them while running? Can we get some scientific data on this? Someone get Bill Nye on the line! I'll bet this chick can do it: Spoiler Well...the apple anyway...maybe not so much, the running.	Posted by Gallowmere1984#3534 on Feb 15, 2014, 6:33:18 PM Quote this Post
" Gallowmere1984 wrote: " feyith wrote: " JNF wrote: Place this apple between your butt cheeks and run across that field over there naked. Never mind the guys over there holding Red Ryder bb guns... Now just exactly how big would one's butt cheeks need to be in order to hold an apple between them while running? Can we get some scientific data on this? Someone get Bill Nye on the line! I'll bet this chick can do it: Spoiler Well...the apple anyway...maybe not so much, the running. More like this big: Spoiler (b) Personal abuse, foul language, inappropriate subject matter, obscene, harassing, threatening, hateful, or discriminatory or defamatory remarks of any nature ... are not permitted. - PoE TOS.	Posted by bhavv#7360 on Feb 15, 2014, 7:01:35 PM Quote this Post
" bhavv wrote: More like this big: Spoiler If she can make it, running across any field more than 50 feet long, I'll kiss YOUR ass, regardless of it's apple containing capabilities.	Posted by Gallowmere1984#3534 on Feb 15, 2014, 7:23:41 PM Quote this Post
I think we all missed the most obvious prank here. A lady that is both large assed, and athletic enough to run that far with an apple in her butt cheeks? Spoiler Rotunda (b) Personal abuse, foul language, inappropriate subject matter, obscene, harassing, threatening, hateful, or discriminatory or defamatory remarks of any nature ... are not permitted. - PoE TOS.	Posted by bhavv#7360 on Feb 15, 2014, 7:35:46 PM Quote this Post
lmao, I like where this thread is going... Still in the alpha stage, but at least build diversity isn't an issue: https://wolcengame.com/home/	Posted by JNF#6963 on Feb 15, 2014, 10:07:48 PM Quote this Post
I just realized the Title, post, and thread as a whole is inconceivably off topic. Just the way I like it "You can't bash someone else's shitty taste in music when you listen to 'grindcore'" -TheWretch̢	Posted by Fire_Kid#5541 on Feb 15, 2014, 10:33:08 PM Quote this Post
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