Path of Exile pickup lines?

The more cringeworthy the better >:D

"Want to see my sceptre of god exile?"
Dear GGG, please make Mac version
I wanna

you in my

and make sure you have no
haha
I would like a job.

An

job to be precise.

"Don't worry, CI makes me immune to STD:s and sterile"
<^..^> - meow!
My maul does 800 DPS and needs 2 hands to handle... wanna see?

Check out the sockets on THIS bod!
Last edited by T_Reich#5651 on Dec 20, 2013, 1:35:11 AM
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Munkeeh wrote:
"Don't worry, CI makes me immune to STD:s and sterile"


LMAO
Dys an sohm
Rohs an kyn
Sahl djahs afah
Mah morn narr
"You are absolutely stunning! You are why i specced into Unwavering Stance!"

"Wanna feel my Gem in your Socket?"

"Your chest would look better if you wore a Bringer of Rain"

"If love is Eternal, I'd never restore you"


"just for try, for see and for know"
Why bother with pickup lines when you can just permafreeze her and do whatever you want with no consequences? huehuehuehuehue
@UnfairMonopoly

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