Something Important for all Players of POE
" Kuduku can be understood as a great prophet in the teachings of RNGesus. True salvation, though, can only be attained by understanding that RNGesus died for our RMT. Domination IGN: The_Bloody_Fist and Aurora_Temptus
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The trouble is, there is nothing short of quantum observations that can produce true random numbers...thus, you worship a false god! Come one, come all to the Church of Psuedo-RNGesus! Join in the great fact-based revolution against the blasphemers!
(Disclaimer: all events caused by Pseudo-RNGesus are identical to those produced by "RNGesus". Executing a find-replace on "RNGesus" in all texts of the Church of RNGesus will produce the teachings of the Church of Pseudo-RNGesus. In fact, the Church of Pseudo-RNGesus will meet at the same time and place as the Church of RNGesus to save on building-related expenses and the salaries of the priests.) "Nothing happened." - CharanJaydemyr, TheWretch
Sayya's Item Filter (updated for Ritual!) - http://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/1260712 |
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IGN Ken__Kaniff
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Will people give me presents on RNGesus' birthday? If so, I'm in.
zombiedismembermentfuckyeah!
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" RNGesus gives you presents every day, should his nativity be any different? |
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" The presents of others are usually wrapped in ribbons and bows. The gifts of RNGesus are wrapped in potentially lethal pinatas. I appreciate the latter, but prefer the former. zombiedismembermentfuckyeah!
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Praise RNGesus. Blessed are those that walk hand in hand with our saviour.
Sound the dread alarm, through the primal body! Sound the reveille, to be or not to be. Rise! Stay the grand finale! Stay the reading of our swan song and epilogue. One drive to stay alive! Elementary, muster every fiber. Mobilize! Stay alive!
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" Yes. But His birthday is random, and why should He reveal it to you? "Nothing happened." - CharanJaydemyr, TheWretch
Sayya's Item Filter (updated for Ritual!) - http://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/1260712 |
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I am willing to worship and follow. I will sacrifice a Foxshade and a Crown of Thorns at the... feet(?) of the mighty Kuduku, RNGesus' Little Helper, and pray. Is that the way to do it? Please, tell me, I want to be accepted among His children and receive His blessings.
FINALLY IT'S LUPUS!
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