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Posted byDeletedon Jul 20, 2014, 8:31:34 PM
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There once was a man from Australia. I don't remember the rest, but I thought I should share it anyway.
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Fucking Moon is at it again.
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Just ignore him, he'll go away and pout in a corner again.
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Did I get here in time to kick him too?
Close!
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Posted byDeletedon Jul 29, 2014, 8:17:02 PM
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Impending storm rise up rise up, oh demons I shall shame you
Look down the barrel of my gun and one by one I'll name you
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who names their goat "Keith" anyway?
You won't get no glory on that side of the hole.
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Posted byUpandatemon Jul 30, 2014, 3:52:52 AM
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And lo did I see the waters part and the ugly serpent raise its hairy head from the sea of blood and oil. I waited as the beast slowly turned its attention to me and fixed on me with it's darkest, blackest, dead eyes. I trembled at the shear mass of its vile existence, but it opened its maw and past the ungodly reek of a thousand decaying corpses it did speak to me!
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Posted byDeletedon Jul 30, 2014, 4:21:07 AM
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Mind flooooweeers
Take a trip to the center of your mind
To your mind
Letting only your conscience be your guide
I carve and sell real animal skulls, check out my work here: https://www.instagram.com/victorseiche/
https://www.facebook.com/victorseicheart/
World first Uber Atziri as 2h and 2h RT build: https://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/1058950
Highest level char in Closed Beta, Wytchfindergeneral Last edited by VictorDoom on Jul 30, 2014, 5:42:07 AM
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Posted byVictorDoomon Jul 30, 2014, 5:41:36 AM
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[Wiener, wiener wiener, wiener wiener (continues in background)]
One wiener, next to another wiener
[Wiener, wiener wiener, wiener wiener (continues in background)]
Two wieners alongside yet another wiener
[Party, wiener party, wiener party, party party, wiener party, wiener wiener (continues in background)]
Soft wieners, nice and soft, non-erect wieners!
[Keep them flopping, flopping wieners, floppy floppy, dangle wieners, dangle dangle (continues in background)]
Five wieners in my face
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Didn't have time to tell you we were coming, mate. Didn't know we were coming actually, just keep on driving forgot to fuckin' stop!
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If we all go for the blonde and block each other, not a single one of us is going to get her. So then we go for her friends, but they will all give us the cold shoulder because no on likes to be second choice. But what if none of us goes for the blonde? We won't get in each other's way and we won't insult the other girls. It's the only way to win. It's the only way we all get laid.
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Doesn't bother me. You got a problem with that, that's your fuckin' problem.
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Death smiles at us all. All a man can do is smile back
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You haven't seen the worst of it. I knock things over... throw up all the time. These past few days I've been very controlled. You're like some sort of antidote that mixes with the liquor and keeps me in balance. But, that won't last forever.
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Imagine if you suddenly learned that the people, the places, the moments most important to you were not gone, not dead, but worse, had never been. What kind of hell would that be?
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Are you desirable? Are you irresistible? Maybe if you drank bourbon with me, it would help. Maybe if you kissed me and I could taste the sting in your mouth it would help. If you drank bourbon with me naked. If you smelled of bourbon as you fucked me, it would help. It would increase my esteem for you. If you poured bourbon onto your naked body and said to me "drink this". If you spread your legs and you had bourbon dripping from your breasts and your pussy and said "drink here" then I could fall in love with you. Because then I would have a purpose. To clean you up and that, that would prove that I'm worth something. I'd lick you clean so that you could go away and fuck someone else.
"Withdrawing in disgust is not the same as apathy"
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Posted byHardlickeron Jul 30, 2014, 8:33:24 AM
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Sit on my face and tell me that you love me.
I'll sit on your face and tell you that I love you too.
I love to hear you moralize when I'm between your thighs.
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Posted byDeletedon Jul 30, 2014, 4:23:22 PM
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She's like ketamine... but with nicer hair
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All right thats it, lets get the fuck out of here, i just want to be in a controlled enviorment, have a sandwich, a can of coke, just mong out to some bad company
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What do you call a gypsie with no arms?
A trustworthy person
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people listen to coldplay and voted for the nazis, you cant trust people mate
I carve and sell real animal skulls, check out my work here: https://www.instagram.com/victorseiche/
https://www.facebook.com/victorseicheart/
World first Uber Atziri as 2h and 2h RT build: https://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/1058950
Highest level char in Closed Beta, Wytchfindergeneral
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Posted byVictorDoomon Jul 30, 2014, 5:32:25 PM
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WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO?!?!?!
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You're being a skinny bisexual male. Fuck you
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WHO DARED BUMP THIS THREAD
"You can't bash someone else's shitty taste in music when you listen to 'grindcore'" -TheWretch̢ Last edited by Fire_Kid on Jul 31, 2014, 1:31:00 AM
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Posted byFire_Kidon Jul 30, 2014, 9:23:08 PM
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Just when I was starting to think, hey, maybe they're alright after all, they go and poop in the fuckin' shower
Don't forget to drink your milk 👌
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Posted byTheWretchon Jul 31, 2014, 12:15:29 AM
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