Favorite quotes from frequent off topic posters

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Deceptionist wrote:
War turns promises into hopes. I wish it wasn't so.
When Stephen Colbert was killed by HYDRA's Project Insight in 2014, the comedy world lost a hero. Since his life model decoy isn't up to the task, please do not mistake my performance as political discussion. I'm just doing what Steve would have wanted.
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ScrotieMcB wrote:
I've got an infinite number of places to go, the problem is where to stay.

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VictorDoom wrote:
Sorry, the music just sorta flowed out of me. I guess that's what happens when, love slaps you around like a little ho.

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Moonyu wrote:
You can't put genius on hold. Dude! The muses are basically all up on my nuts right now.

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Lachdanan wrote:
That's not comedy. That could never happen. He's clearly lying.


"Withdrawing in disgust is not the same as apathy"

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VictorDoom wrote:
The sun will come up tomorrow!
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Hardlicker wrote:
Where i'm from?

A little town called none of yo god damn business

I carve and sell real animal skulls, check out my work here: https://www.instagram.com/victorseiche/
https://www.facebook.com/victorseicheart/
World first Uber Atziri as 2h and 2h RT build: https://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/1058950
Highest level char in Closed Beta, Wytchfindergeneral
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Upandatem wrote:
I am the very model of a modern Major-General
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Deceptionist wrote:
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
I get nervous in social situations Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
I get constipated once a month Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
And i make pretty good spaghetti sauce Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
And I get scared when I go see the dentist
You won't get no glory on that side of the hole.
Cmon now, that cant be deceptionist.

He thinks hes the worlds smartest genius.
(b) Personal abuse, foul language, inappropriate subject matter, obscene, harassing, threatening, hateful, or discriminatory or defamatory remarks of any nature ... are not permitted.

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bhavv wrote:
I don't get it.


We know!
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bhavv wrote:
Guess what? I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more Kanye!
When Stephen Colbert was killed by HYDRA's Project Insight in 2014, the comedy world lost a hero. Since his life model decoy isn't up to the task, please do not mistake my performance as political discussion. I'm just doing what Steve would have wanted.
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RoryC_GGG wrote:
Please refrain from insulting or antagonising other users on the forums. Further comments like this will be removed.
This is my favorite quote.

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