Favorite quotes from frequent off topic posters

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RoryC_GGG wrote:
Sir, one serving of beef or chicken will meet your daily requirement for protein, sir.
You won't get no glory on that side of the hole.
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Upandatem wrote:
Always a Bride's maid, never a Bride.

Sigh.


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RoryC_GGG wrote:
Please refrain from insulting or antagonising other users on the forums.
I carve and sell real animal skulls, check out my work here: https://www.instagram.com/victorseiche/
https://www.facebook.com/victorseicheart/
World first Uber Atziri as 2h and 2h RT build: https://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/1058950
Highest level char in Closed Beta, Wytchfindergeneral
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Hardlicker wrote:
I can't believe this thread has lasted this long without being locked.

Oh well, sooner or later someone was going to go to far. I just thought it would be Moon.
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RoryC_GGG wrote:
Twenty-eight pages of this idiocy we let go, without getting involved, until "the rules" got broken. NOW WE CRACK DOWN ON YOU OFF-TOPIC [Removed by Admin]!

The beatings will continue until morale improves. By "morale" I mean "the general demeanor of the Off-Topic population." I have all the lead-filled garden hose I will ever need, don't make me use it.



Spoiler
Please, Rory, don't probate me, not for something so entirely inane. I thought the unwritten rule here in Off-Topic was that we were basically self-policed, off in our corner. No hard feelings were intended in the recent shenanigans, at least not from me.
Last edited by Sinnesteuer#7507 on Mar 6, 2014, 4:23:35 PM
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Sinnesteuer wrote:
It's called domination. That's how dogs handle it and, believe me, it's very effective.

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MoonYu wrote:
Dude, I know you're feeling jealous right now. Don't blame me because I have a sweet ass! I can't help it!

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VictorDoom wrote:
Now that we're alone Moon, there's something I want to tell you. Remember when you had the crabs and the only thing that made you feel better was this lotion? Well I found another use for it! It feels so good, it makes me want to sing! Just like that night we spent in that tattoo parlour in Chicago, come on baby! I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts! And I'm too sexy for my car, too sexy for my car, too sexy by far!

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Upandatem wrote:
Those idiots wouldn't know adorable if it cornered them in a holding cell and raped them with a plunger handle

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Sharpflame wrote:
Only one thing worse than a dragon... Americans.

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RoryC_GGG wrote:
Hey, hey, hey, it's the big Master Control Program everybody's been talking about.
"Withdrawing in disgust is not the same as apathy"

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Hardlicker wrote:
I not gay! Sure there was that one time in scouts, that night in college, the day I got married, and the when I quit my job. That doesn't make a man gay!



Nobody asked.
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Hardlicker wrote:
i love knobs
I carve and sell real animal skulls, check out my work here: https://www.instagram.com/victorseiche/
https://www.facebook.com/victorseicheart/
World first Uber Atziri as 2h and 2h RT build: https://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/1058950
Highest level char in Closed Beta, Wytchfindergeneral
Last edited by VictorDoom#6290 on Mar 6, 2014, 7:43:44 PM
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VictorDoom wrote:
We all love knobs! knobs for everyone!!!



You're confusing knobs and boobs again Victor!
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MoonYu wrote:
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VictorDoom wrote:
We all love knobs! knobs for everyone!!!



Victor believe me, I want to help you. You're holding a mutant turd!
You won't get no glory on that side of the hole.

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