Favorite quotes from frequent off topic posters

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Moonyu wrote:

My mind's in overdrive
You're being whipped, your arse is red
Being suspended by your breasts
I love you, I love you, porno slut
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Last edited by VictorDoom on Mar 5, 2014, 6:42:22 PM
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VictorDoom wrote:
Now I have your names
Screaming 'you will suffer' and 'you're all too late'
Now I feel young
Does everything stop when the old dame fails?

They crawl out of their holes for me
And I die: You die
Hear them laugh, watch them turn on me
And I die: You die
See my scars, they call me such things
Tear me, tear me, tear me

But I'm still frightened by the telephone

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Hardlicker wrote:
Oooo baby, I hear how you spend night time
Wrapped like candy in a blue, blue neon glow
Fade away and radiate
Oooo baby, watchful lines
Vibrate soft in brainwave time
Silver pictures move so slow
Golden tubes faintly glow

Electric faces seem to merge
Hidden voices mock your words
Fade away and radiate
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Moonyu wrote:
Electric god our superman
Found dead in a telephone booth
Shards of teeth ice pick abortions
Orgasmic death, so warm
Let's die screamin' black goat semen
I can't hear you whisper "conform"
Hearts will stop and brain cells pop
Apocalyptic sunshine high
She screams bloody murder as they chop off her fingers
So this is how it feels to die
I carve and sell real animal skulls, check out my work here: https://www.instagram.com/victorseiche/
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Highest level char in Closed Beta, Wytchfindergeneral
Guys, there's a problem with this thread.

It needs moar dragons.

You heard me. Now get to it.
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Sharpflame wrote:
Now you guys aren't going to hurt me are you? I was just teasing....



Hehehehe (slowly rubs hands together)
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Moonyu wrote:
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Sharpflame wrote:
Now you guys aren't going to hurt me are you? I was just teasing.... (note: FAKE)



Hehehehe (slowly rubs hands together)


I never said anything about that; I don't have to. My fire-breathing kiwi-rhoa is standing between you and me, and he looks angry.

And he has swords attached to his wings and head.

Edit:
Oh and also: don't you have better things to do than make fun of me? Aren't you supposed to be finding funny/cute/awesome quotes? I just had one that I made up for this.
Last edited by Sharpflame on Mar 6, 2014, 11:22:49 AM
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Moonyu wrote:
Time is overrated. I make time to make fun of others, but for what? My own amusement?

Yeah. Helps the time go by.
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..........................................................................whatever.


This is hopeless. Just try to find some dragon quotes.
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Sharpflame wrote:
It's been a thrilling journey - I have had to really learn that an orchestra is an entity - it's a creature. I have been calling it the dragon and the conductor is the dragon tamer. And you just have to... ride and don't let go and you will be fine.
You won't get no glory on that side of the hole.

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