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Xpire wrote:
I dislike it when other people try and out weird me. I am the original. Any that pretend otherwise are just Mere herring in a sea of very large women wearing wigs.
So true. So true.
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Posted byDeletedon Dec 23, 2013, 5:50:28 PM
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MoonYu wrote:
The world is a funny place, no? Sometimes you pick your dog. Sometimes your dog picks you.
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Xpire wrote:
PUSSY! That's what she said to me! PUSSY WILLOW!
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Dragon585 wrote:
I once stood exposed to the Dragon's Breath so that a man could lie one night with a woman. It took me nine moons to recover. And all for this lunacy called, "love", this mad distemper that strikes down both beggar and king. Never again. Never.
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VictorDoom wrote:
What you think of as pain is only a shadow. Pain has a face. Allow me to show it to you. Gentlemen, I... Am... Pain.
"Withdrawing in disgust is not the same as apathy"
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Posted byHardlicker#7870on Dec 23, 2013, 9:42:18 PM
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Dragon585 wrote:
how can you know you dont love cock if youve never tried it, come on Petrov, have a suck!
I carve and sell real animal skulls, check out my work here: https://www.instagram.com/victorseiche/
https://www.facebook.com/victorseicheart/
World first Uber Atziri as 2h and 2h RT build: https://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/1058950
Highest level char in Closed Beta, Wytchfindergeneral
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Posted byVictorDoom#6290on Dec 24, 2013, 5:44:30 AM
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VictorDoom wrote:
Let's say you reach thirty and you never have sucked a cock. How do you know you're not gay?
Is the first one free? You know, just to test yourself?
Just asking. No reason.
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Posted byDeletedon Dec 24, 2013, 5:50:59 AM
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Hardlicker wrote:
Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
You saw him repressing me didn't you?
Bloody peasant.
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Posted byDeletedon Dec 24, 2013, 7:44:16 AM
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MoonYu wrote:
im not racist but [removed by admin]
I carve and sell real animal skulls, check out my work here: https://www.instagram.com/victorseiche/
https://www.facebook.com/victorseicheart/
World first Uber Atziri as 2h and 2h RT build: https://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/1058950
Highest level char in Closed Beta, Wytchfindergeneral
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Posted byVictorDoom#6290on Dec 24, 2013, 8:53:52 AM
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VictorDoom wrote:
You better settle down or Mr. Hat is gonna smack you bitches up.
DISCLAIMER!
The views and expressed opinions of Dragon are solely those of a drunken redneck and are not necessarily those of a sane person. Any likeness of intelligence is strictly coincidental and should not be taken seriously. His posts should not be read... by anyone.
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Posted byDragon585#3483on Dec 24, 2013, 1:16:51 PM
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Dragon585 wrote:
You think you can step into the ring with me? Better men than you have tried and failed. My left jab is so fast, you never have time to see the right hook coming to knock your punk ass down!
He said he was sorry.
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Posted byDeletedon Dec 24, 2013, 3:09:40 PM
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MoonYu wrote:
Dear World,
I currently have Santa locked up in my basement. He broke into my house through the window and when I asked him why, he said that the chimney didn't conform to modern health and safety standards. He was very lucky I didn't shoot him on the spot.
Anyways, I went through his sack and didn't find anything I wanted. He said that I had been naughty all year and the only way to make up for it is to confess to Dr Hardlicker.
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Dragon585 wrote:
I woke up this morning and Santa didn't come visit our house. This is very disappointing, I was a perfect angel all year, I just don't understand what could have happened to Santa.
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VicterDoom wrote:
WTF! Where are my Xmas presents Santa you geriatric old bastard. You couldn't even remember where the great Mr Doom lives. Fuck it, I was a good little metal head all year last year and I gets nothing for my troubles, Fuck Xmas.
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Väkirauta wrote:
I guess Santa just doesn't like vegan food. All the most delicious servings of cave mold I could find were left as a offering to Santa on his big night. Santa doesn't love vegetarians after all.
"Withdrawing in disgust is not the same as apathy"
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Posted byHardlicker#7870on Dec 26, 2013, 3:38:50 PM
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VictorDoom wrote:
WTF! Where are my Xmas presents Santa you geriatric old bastard. You couldn't even remember where the great Mr Doom lives. Fuck it, I was a good little metal head all year last year and I gets nothing for my troubles, Fuck Xmas.
Dude, how the fuck. did you know i didnt get anything this year from santa?
I carve and sell real animal skulls, check out my work here: https://www.instagram.com/victorseiche/
https://www.facebook.com/victorseicheart/
World first Uber Atziri as 2h and 2h RT build: https://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/1058950
Highest level char in Closed Beta, Wytchfindergeneral Last edited by VictorDoom#6290 on Dec 26, 2013, 4:10:35 PM
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