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" Hardlicker wrote: In the beginning all was void and darkness. Then I found the remote and my oldest brought me a beer. And it was good. Rerun.	Posted by Deleted on Dec 18, 2013, 5:17:14 AM
" MoonYu wrote: Here I am, here is me, in my hole, for all to see. Out pops my head, looking around, who's that, who's he, who dares make a sound. This place is mine, it's my flag right there, how dare you enter, across my territorial glare. Hello little thing, welcome to my nest, will you stay a while, while I give you a little test. You want to stay some more, I won't care if you do or you don't, but you want to stay some more, please don't say you wont. Oh, you wont, well that's just fine, no skin off my back, ignored, come friends, let's dine.	Posted by Deleted on Dec 18, 2013, 6:33:25 AM
" Cronk wrote: I have accused of being many things. Most were total bullshit, but a few were true and I am not proud of the fact that I am guilty of the offense. But never once did I stoop as low as to compared myself, even if favorably, to MoonYu and his gloating of his moral superiority over the rest us. Sure, I use to worship the very ground he walked on. The ground, not him. And I may have allowed Hardlicker to lead me astray. But never have I been a communist!	Posted by Deleted on Dec 18, 2013, 11:54:10 AM
" MoonYu wrote: Oops, don't read it just yet Cronk, I need to edit it :/	Posted by Deleted on Dec 18, 2013, 11:59:31 AM
" Hardlicker wrote: I use to spend many a sleepless night worrying about Cronk. I was afraid he would fall under the spell of the MoonYu and his cult of personality. But I came out of my alcohol induced coma and realized that MoonYu is just a figment of my imagination and that Cronk should fear me instead. I'm not real? Shit! All that wasted time.	Posted by Deleted on Dec 18, 2013, 12:07:10 PM
" MoonYu wrote: “You stupid, stupid son of a bitch. Well,boo-hoo!I am so sorry your feelings are hurt,princess! Are you under the impression that family's supposed to make you feel good, make you an apple pie,maybe? They're supposed to make you miserable! That's why they're family!" " Cronk wrote: Yo, I'm sure that everbody out listening agree That everything you see ain't really how it be A lot of jokers out running in place, chasing the style Be a lot going on beneath the empty smile Most cats in my area be lovin the hysteria Synthesized surface conceals the interior America, land of opportunity, mirages and camoflauges More than usually, speakin loudly Saying nothing, you confusing me, you losing me Your game is twisted, want me enlisted in your usury Foolishly, most men join the ranks cluelessly Buffoonishly accept the deception, believe the perception Reflection rarely seen across the surface of the lookin glass Walking the street, wonderin who they be looking past Looking gassed with them imported designer shades on Stars shine bright, but the light, rarely stays on Same song, just remixed, different arrangement Put you on a yacht but they won't call it a slaveship Strangeness, you don't control this, you barely hold this Screaming "brand new!", when they just sanitized the old shit Suppose it's, just another clever Jedi mind trick That they been running across stars through all the time with I find it's distressing, there's never no in-between We either niggas or Kings, we either bitches or Queens The deadly ritual seems immersed, in the perverse Full of short attention spans, short tempers, and short skirts Long barrel automatics released in short bursts The length of black life is treated with short worth Get yours first, them other niggas secondary That type of illin' that be filling up the cemetary This life is temporary but the soul is eternal Separate the real from the lie, let me learn you Not strong, only aggressive, cause the power ain't directed That's why, we are subjected to the will of the oppressive Not free, we only licensed, not live, we just exciting Cause the captors own the masters to what we writing Not compassionate, only polite, we well trained Our sincerity's rehearsed in stage, it's just a game Not good, but well behaved cause the camera survey Most of the things that we think, do or say We chasin after death just to call ourselves brave But everyday, next man meet with the grave/Great I give a damn if any fan recall my legacy I'm trying to live life in the sight of God's memory like that y'all "Withdrawing in disgust is not the same as apathy"	Posted by Hardlicker#7870 on Dec 18, 2013, 9:09:08 PM Quote this Post
" Hardlicker wrote: People say I am bad man. But I am a happy person, all the time! But first a joke. What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? Spoiler my ass!	Posted by Deleted on Dec 23, 2013, 3:43:19 PM
" MoonYu wrote: My hobbies? Well i can never say no to a match of ping pong, i also like disco dance and going to the beach I carve and sell real animal skulls, check out my work here: https://www.instagram.com/victorseiche/ https://www.facebook.com/victorseicheart/ World first Uber Atziri as 2h and 2h RT build: https://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/1058950 Highest level char in Closed Beta, Wytchfindergeneral	Posted by VictorDoom#6290 on Dec 23, 2013, 3:54:07 PM Quote this Post
" VictorDoom wrote: What do you mean the flight is canceled? If I don't get to Bangkok in the next 10 hours I'm gonna miss the Jizzfest! DISCLAIMER! The views and expressed opinions of Dragon are solely those of a drunken redneck and are not necessarily those of a sane person. Any likeness of intelligence is strictly coincidental and should not be taken seriously. His posts should not be read... by anyone.	Posted by Dragon585#3483 on Dec 23, 2013, 5:36:18 PM Quote this Post
This thread BLOWS. Spoiler Mehihihi When a banker jumps out of a window, jump after him, that's where the money is.	Posted by Xpire#1522 on Dec 23, 2013, 5:42:53 PM Quote this Post