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Hardlicker wrote:
Somebody shouted "Fair warning!"
Lord, lord, strike that poor boy down!
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Pavshaus wrote:
The difference between being kinky and being perverted is kinky means using a feather. Preverted means using the whole chicken.
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Posted byDeletedon Dec 12, 2013, 3:34:32 PM
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VictorDoom wrote:
The only difference between being a fan and being a stalker is the level of dedication you are willing to put into it. As for me... well I'm dedicated.
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MoonYu wrote:
The violence around here is unbelievable lately... I'm not sure I can keep up the pace though.
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Hardlicker wrote:
No.. Mandy can't come to the phone right now she's giving me head. ......Oh Man do I love wrong numbers!!!
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Plato wrote:
There is nothing so ridiculous that some philosopher hasn't said it...or that another won't believe it.
We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. Last edited by Pavshaus#6712 on Dec 12, 2013, 4:46:39 PM
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Posted byPavshaus#6712on Dec 12, 2013, 4:44:07 PM
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Posted byDeletedon Dec 12, 2013, 6:03:20 PM
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Pavshaus wrote:
If you hold back anything, I'll kill you. If you bend the truth, or I think you're bending the truth, I'll kill you. If you forget anything, I'll kill you. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now, do you understand everything I've said?
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MoonYu wrote:
They say there's just enough religion in the world to make men hate one another, but not enough to make them love.
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VictorDoom wrote:
I met a hermit named Kermit McDermott with a learner's permit
Curb swervin' in a purple Suburban, slurpin an urange sherbert
Eatin a turnip with the words "Dirty Dirty" written in cursive on his Burberry turban
It was curtains
At the circus in Berkley, saw a turtle with a girdle, a squirrel with a curl
And the world's biggest girl, Pearl
Urkel swirled in a circle on a dirty-ass burgundy Murray bike
I had some curry rice, a turkey burger and some curly fries
Tried to return some worthless merchandise to Circuit City
Customer service was certifiably shitty
Courtesy clerk was nervous, kinda twitchy
Had a dry-and-curl perm, reminded me of Lionel Richie
Someone blurted out ("Burrrrrr!")
That's when I turned around, observed
Truck Turner had the burner out and pointed at a surfer
Mr. Furley burst out the beauty purlor in curlers
And a security jersey, thermos full of Wild Turkey
"Withdrawing in disgust is not the same as apathy"
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Posted byHardlicker#7870on Dec 12, 2013, 6:12:58 PM
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Hardlicker wrote:
Swimming in a sea of broken faces and twisted knuckles, I flapped my gills towards the bar. "Hit me" I growled at the barman who was already reaching for a small shot glass and a bottle of bourbon. "Don't tempt me" he replied as he slid the sweet mercy into my opened palm. It was then that I saw her. And when I say "saw her" I'm not talking about the way you see the headlines as you pass a subway news stand, I'm talking about the way you see a diamond ring discarded in the gutter. She looked dazzling, just standing there ready for the taking. She had no reason to be there, she wasn't supposed to be there and damn if she didn't make anyone who thought about picking her up feel guiltier than a dime store stick-up merchant. But you know what they say, finders keepers and all that jazz. Yeah, all that jaaaazzzzz. Yeah, tonight I'm aaall oooover that guilty feeling. "Hit me" I barked at the barman.
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Posted byDeletedon Dec 12, 2013, 7:36:12 PM
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Cronk wrote:
Wow, I didn't know we'd become such good friends, because if we had, you'd know that I give head before I give favors and I don't even give my best friends head so your chances of getting a favor are pretty slim.
"Withdrawing in disgust is not the same as apathy"
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Posted byHardlicker#7870on Dec 12, 2013, 9:20:55 PM
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Hardlicker wrote:
as i walk through the valley where i harvest my grain, i look at my wife and realize shes very plain
I carve and sell real animal skulls, check out my work here: https://www.instagram.com/victorseiche/
https://www.facebook.com/victorseicheart/
World first Uber Atziri as 2h and 2h RT build: https://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/1058950
Highest level char in Closed Beta, Wytchfindergeneral
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Posted byVictorDoom#6290on Dec 13, 2013, 5:18:25 AM
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VictorDoom
If i was a girl i would be called VictoriaDoom, but i'm transgender so i'm stuck with VictorDoom.
Edit : how do i get the " next to the name, i must post more in this topic else i will never get the ropes down.
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Edit : no it aint working, time to bail =D
Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes Last edited by Boem#2861 on Dec 13, 2013, 7:26:43 AM
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Posted byBoem#2861on Dec 13, 2013, 7:24:20 AMOn Probation
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Boem wrote:
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? I say it's over when I say its over!
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Posted byDeletedon Dec 13, 2013, 7:27:58 AM
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MoonYu wrote:
I had a dream last night
Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes
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Posted byBoem#2861on Dec 13, 2013, 7:33:06 AMOn Probation
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